Official Godzilla vs Kong Thread

[altruicsense]

This whole movie is an allegory of Freudian sexuality. Kong represents the threat of giant black penis here to conquer white women. They castrate him by matching him with a little girl instead of the traditional Kong PAWG. They juxtapose that with the awful casting of a fat pedo black guy to further undermine the image of the black man. Godzilla with his little arms represents the rage and jealousy of Asian micropenis. When he forces Kong to submit he's saying "yeah your dikk is bigger but I can still fukk you up". Mecha-Godzilla is the embodiment of the white and asian man's psychosexual insecurities and fear of a vibrator. The parable within is that "unsatisfied women should not utilize a sex toy lest it destroy them". Small penis Godzilla cannot compete with the mighty vibrator and so plays cuckold to Kong who finally satisfies the woman.

 

[OmegaK2099]

This whole movie is an allegory of Freudian sexuality. Kong represents the threat of giant black penis here to conquer white women. They castrate him by matching him with a little girl instead of the traditional Kong PAWG. They juxtapose that with the awful casting of a fat pedo black guy to further undermine the image of the black man. Godzilla with his little arms represents the rage and jealousy of Asian micropenis. When he forces Kong to submit he's saying "yeah your dikk is bigger but I can still fukk you up". Mecha-Godzilla is the embodiment of the white and asian man's psychosexual insecurities and fear of a vibrator. The parable within is that "unsatisfied women should not utilize a sex toy lest it destroy them". Small penis Godzilla cannot compete with the mighty vibrator and so plays cuckold to Kong who finally satisfies the woman.

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Nah somebody on twitter brought up how Godzilla fight like a hoe and

Mans was scratching and biting and shyt towards the end. We sure Godzilla ain't you know

 

[darealvelle]

This movie was meh and it suffered from the same issues the first two Godzilla films had. The human characters are so uninteresting. Skull island best film in the series still.

 

[March Madness]

These are great movies when the humans get the fukk out the way


Skull Island probably the only one with good casting so far


Brian Cranston could've carried the first one dolo but died too soon


Gundam-Godzilla went better than expected


need Destroyah or Space Godzilla to pull up next

 

[chiefdogg]

This movie was meh and it suffered from the same issues the first two Godzilla films had. The human characters are so uninteresting. Skull island best film in the series still.

Facts

 

[FlyRy]

Dumb movie is dumb

 

[showtime]

I hated the fact that the humans were the ones to disable the Mechagodzilla so that Kong and Godzilla could get the upper hand. Should've left the humans outta the fight instead of making them the heroes all the time. Let the monsters fight

Plus the girl from Stranger Things is a horrible actress

 

[R=G]

Not a top priority but I'll get to it before they make it disappear

 

[darryl]

I enjoyed it. And you godzilla fanboys are annoying as fukk in here

 

[darryl]

Kong was badass in this. It was clearly his movie. When he popped his shoulder ready to save Godzilla

 

[darryl]

@Owen Reece clown. You should be banned. Take your dikkriding ass somewhere else

 

[itsyoung!!]

thought this was 10/10 was thoroughly entertained from start to finish which i cant say about most movies now a days

only issue I have, like ive stated previously, they severly nerfed godzilla size. Kong in this movie is supposed to be about 120 feet tall. Godzilla in this universe is 320 feet tall (almost 600 feet from tail to head). He should be 200 feet taller than Kong but they are eye level are almost at least.

But this was fun to watch and the fight scenes was dope

Kong was badass in this. It was clearly his movie. When he popped his shoulder ready to save Godzilla

Godzilla spared Kong all movie

 

[The axe murderer]

This whole movie is an allegory of Freudian sexuality. Kong represents the threat of giant black penis here to conquer white women. They castrate him by matching him with a little girl instead of the traditional Kong PAWG. They juxtapose that with the awful casting of a fat pedo black guy to further undermine the image of the black man. Godzilla with his little arms represents the rage and jealousy of Asian micropenis. When he forces Kong to submit he's saying "yeah your dikk is bigger but I can still fukk you up". Mecha-Godzilla is the embodiment of the white and asian man's psychosexual insecurities and fear of a vibrator. The parable within is that "unsatisfied women should not utilize a sex toy lest it destroy them". Small penis Godzilla cannot compete with the mighty vibrator and so plays cuckold to Kong who finally satisfies the woman.

 

[Conscious Pilot]

This whole movie is an allegory of Freudian sexuality. Kong represents the threat of giant black penis here to conquer white women. They castrate him by matching him with a little girl instead of the traditional Kong PAWG. They juxtapose that with the awful casting of a fat pedo black guy to further undermine the image of the black man. Godzilla with his little arms represents the rage and jealousy of Asian micropenis. When he forces Kong to submit he's saying "yeah your dikk is bigger but I can still fukk you up". Mecha-Godzilla is the embodiment of the white and asian man's psychosexual insecurities and fear of a vibrator. The parable within is that "unsatisfied women should not utilize a sex toy lest it destroy them". Small penis Godzilla cannot compete with the mighty vibrator and so plays cuckold to Kong who finally satisfies the woman.