why the fukk would bran be the night king?
This is certainly more likely to happenI can see Cersei killing Tyrion and then Jamie murking her
Seasons over breh. Let all the shyt talking commence.nikkas in here really giving Jon pointers on how to smash his aunt better
Jon is already a Westerosi legend. Only thing left is to see how high up the all-time rankings he makes it.
- 5th-youngest Lord Commander in Night's Watch history
- Defended the wall from the biggest Wildling army ever
- Resurrected from the dead
- Rumored to be "the greatest swordsman the North has ever seen"
- King inna Norf
- Brought the Wildlings into the fold
- Avenged Craster's Mutiny
- Avenged the Red Wedding
- Was gifted the Mormont family sword
- Killed multiple White Walkers
- Saved countless lives at Hardhomme
"A son of Ice and Fire"It would be dope if the show ended with Sam sitting down to record everything in a book called "A Song of Ice and Fire"
Jamie couldn't find time to grab another horse and bring Ser Bronn of the Blackwater with him on his Northern adventures? He just road out and left the guy who has saved his ass countless times in the hands of his already pissed off sisterlover who blamed Bronn by name for setting up the dragon skull room meeting and her zombie mountain killer? In snowy ass King's Landing?
No chill
The rebellion was based on a lie. So she died for know reason basicallySomeone explain this Elia Martell shyt to me.
"A son of Ice and Fire"
I don't know WHY people seem to think that Bronn is Jamie's BFF or something. That muthafukka done told Jamie 1.5 trillion times that's he's in it for the MONEY. Not to be a hero, not to defend the realm, not to defend the 7 Kingdoms, and CERTAINLY not to ride off to defend all of mankind against no goddamn White Walkers.
Jamie: We're riding North
Bronn: Why
Jamie: For HONOR
Bronn:
Jamie: All of mankind is at sta-
Bronn: nikka I don't like it if it don't Gleam Gleam and the hell with the world cause the money's EVERYTHING
benjen been half dead so per GAAP accounting rules, i'm debiting his death to the liability that was added to the balance sheet in Q2 FY11 as a result of his disappearance.
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Uncle Benjen
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...and I took the liberty of claiming 2 dragons for us at the beginning of the season for Jon and Bran...so RIP Viserion too.
Unless.....Bran is the Nights King in which case we still got 2 dragons
I don't wanna see you claiming those dragons when we on them thenbenjen been half dead so per GAAP accounting rules, i'm debiting his death to the liability that was added to the balance sheet in Q2 FY11 as a result of his disappearance.
as for dragons...that's on your homie
i think the night king destroys the north. Jon kills the night king and his army. cersei's betrayal pays off and kills dany and jon. cersei sits on the throne until some rando gets close and kills her (maybe faceless arya?) and the last scene will be tyrion in a boat escaping with the baby targ.
biggest hole in my theory is finding someone to sit on the throne after cersei's death that would want jon an dany's baby dead