Episode was dope,it got back to the fantasy side of Game of Thrones that kind of got lost outside of the dragons flying around. Not gonna lie,when Eric D was telling Jon about there being a way bigger purpose for the lord of light bringing them back and it wasn't for them to freeze to death on a rock, right then my body got still like a paraplegic.
It made me think about the lord of lights angle in the grand scheme of things and speaking of paraplegics.I feel like this episode should have had more Bran in it. If he's gonna be the batman to the night kings joker he gotta be ready to roll up(them eyes) whenever. Especially when you lounging in a chair watching him son your brother and his crew. If he ain't going to war with the night king he's just a creepy dude in a wheelchair.
If there's a Harlem north of the wall then Tormund is definitely not from anywhere near there. First he was telling Gendry that the fleece don't keep you as warm as going Fleece Johnson on dudes.Next he was trying to flirt with the hound. It lowkey might be the reason the hound didn't let him die
Here take my valaryian steel sword as we go off to fight things that can only be killed with valaryian steel swords. This guy Jon Snow is really just out here trying to die again. The way those wights was coming out of everywhere ready to kill you would've thought it was Charlottesville. Man the hound bytched up on that bear like "The way my fighting kills are set up..."
It's really easy to forget that Ser Jorah of the friendzone really with the shyts when it comes to fighting due to all the simping. I'm lowkey disgusted that they ran Benjen out there for the cheap death pop. Uncle Benjen got cooked quicker than Uncle Bens minute rice. I don't know whose idea that was but they need to get him or her out of here.They brought him back to give Jon a horse then run into a crowd of walkers. Not bumrush the night king or predator arm bomb kamikaze some white walkers out of here,just run into a crowd like he was Stone Cold in '98 and start swinging. That was wack,give the man some type of respectable death.
While we on the subject of Starks dying, Sansa Bolton gotta go man. I don't even care how at this point.It just gotta happen. Arya wasn't pulling any punches either. Straight up told her that she betrayed the family and helped get Ned killed. Bu,bu,bu but they tortured her? Did they really?Couldn't have been that bad cause you had the option to stay and get killed by Cersei if Stannis who was up by 15 with two minutes left in the fourth quarter won or sneak out and go north back to winterfell with the hound and you stayed. Is it oochie wally wally or is it one mic? Is it wack girl lost or Arya just cold as ice? What did Sansa do to next? Tell Arya to think about Cersei to deflect the fact that half her family got bodied trying to save her. Then when that aint work she tried to play the hero. This c*nt really said that she won winterfell and not Jon like he was the one that ran all the way to the wall for her help because he was getting abused on the daily. Yeah Jon lost the battle of the b*stards,but it was for the simple fact that he trusted you to not be a conniving and ungrateful c*nt. You made him plan a battle believing he was undermanned while having the whole east side army in your back pocket. Then this guy littlefinger is going to suggest sending Brienne at Arya like he didn't just watch Arya give her that work in the yard.I swear all that simping for Sansa is making him dumber by osmosis or something.
Tyrion - I think Jon Snow loves you
Danarys - What? Him? Jon Snow? He,he's too short.Why? Did he say something?
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Look i'm going to put it like this.We know that they're related but they don't know that they're related.It never stopped the Targaryans anyway. Danarys in the book thought she was going to end up marrying her brother anyway. We've literally been watching Jamie and Cersei hook up since season 1 episode 1 so I don't know where all of this fake outrage over Danarys and Jon liking each other is coming from. It's probably going to happen unless Bran hits the ultimate cockblock and gives them a history lesson so it doesn't even make sense to pretend to be disgusted at this point.
I don't ever complain about the teleporting of characters but either eastwatch has the fastest ravens on earth or them and dragonstone have those star trek beam pods. The dragon cavalry might go down as a top 5 series scene but damn that shyt came at a very high price. I don't think anyone was ready for that to happen.It's crazy that everyone freezes when they see the dragons,except for the frozen man.The night king picked that spear up like it was another day at the office. His accuracy made everybody stop what they were doing and admire the shot,even the wights. I had the same look on y face that Danarys did but my mind was pulling a drogon.My only question is just exactly how strong is the night king cause that was a very long shot and the bow that hit drogon wasn't even that powerful. The lake being in the shape of a dragon with a spear in it at the end was a nice touch too.
Going to be interesting to see what happens with that wight in the perfect room temperature conditions of kings landing.Night king being the only person to kill a dragon and having his own dragon now sounds like it's going to be a huge problem though.
and his white (walker) male privilege
