OFFICIAL Game of Thrones Season 7 Thread - Winds of Winter. Spoilers=BAN, Theories in [spoiler] tags

[Rekkapryde]

JON YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THAT KNEE MY nikka

What Dat Knee Do?

 

[Adam3000]

There's jobs out there for pyromaniacs. I'm in the wrong field

In all seriousness, seeing shyt like this makes me glad that I only gotta pay $15 a month to see this. This ain't cheap. The work put into this is no joke. I can see why HBO would be losing their shyt over other countries pirating the shyt out of this show

EDIT: Holy shyt, they were burning them nikkas up for real!?! I mean I know that shyt would be hard to do an effect for but holy shyt

EDIT2: The dragon isn't real neither!?

Spoiler

Nah seriously the stuntman are the real MVP of this shyt though

Breh it seems some of them crazy ass Dothraki stuntmen on the horses might be some of the same cats in Lannister gear getting lit on fire

Get them some raises

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Bronn morphed into LeBron down 3-1 in the finals in 2016

 

[Rekkapryde]

#starkset we need to huddle real quick

this bish got dragons

nikkaz might have to sign up in that Dany Army on some "I heard yall hiring!!"

Dany: "What dat knee do? "

 

[detroitwalt]

why the hell would arya want to KILL sansa?

I thought me thinking Jaqen coming for Arya was kind of out there...but this shyt here. I have no idea why anyone would think that

Yeah I def have to be watching different shows than some of y'all with this Arya and Bronn shyt.

Last night's episode sealed the deal on this talk. Bronn is not a sellsword and hasn't been since the Battle of the Blackwater. A sellsword would've fled the fight - not get the troops in line despite knowing they were outmanned and going to die in battle. A sellsword doesn't tell Jamie to escape to the castle - he worries about his own life. A sellsword would've disobeyed Jamie's command to locate and fire the arrows at the dragon. A sellsword would've picked up the bag of gold and ran. A SELLSWORD DOESN'T PUT HIS LIFE IN DANGER BY TRYING TO SAVE A MAN ATTEMPTING TO JOUST A QUEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON.

The show literally, literally, gave y'all multiple point of references to show that Bronn's connection to the Lannisters was out of loyalty.

Bronn should've left after Blackwater - he didn't.
Bronn should've left after sneaking with Jamie into Dorne - he didn't.
Bronn should've left after the Septon got blown up - he didn't.

Bronn has no reason to stay in Kings Landing, but he continues to stay. And not only does he stay, he continues to stick by Jamie's side, essentially replacing Tyrion as his brother. The castle/gold promise is a red herring. It's like an alpha male being afraid to tell his homies he loves em.

Bronn is a sellsword and has never stopped being a sellsword. He is loyal to gold and told Tyrion as much when he was in the cell. He's only sticking around to collect. Unfortunately for him, Jamie has placed the franchise tag on him for 2 years running now instead of paying him what Bronn thinks he's worth.

Bronn basically a nikka signed to a rap label making hits and getting paid with gold chains and cars.

And so? Arya did what 3 months of that training at best. Since then, she been a cup bearer, captive to the hound and prodigy to the faceless men. That little time didn't make her a sword master. Next thing you going to be saying is Arya could be at sir Arthur Dayne in a 1 on 1 head up duel. FOH.

Cats would be so much better off if they stopped trying to keep track of time on this show. Somebody earlier said only a year has passed between the Red Wedding and where the show is now

"I didn't expect it to smell like that"

"Men shyt themselves when they die "

Crazy how much of the dialogue is a call back this season

Meanwhile Stannis still slumped up against a tree after getting into it with a WNBA player

 

[Jards]

yo, one thing i can't figure out is how a show of this genre got th streets on lock from the gulliest of hoods, to hippest of hipstervilles, to stiffest of saltine crakka suburbs. i know tons of people in damn near every socio economic class that fukk with this show heavy. fantasy is good for a blockbuster, but they usually don't appeal to everyone. i don't know no dudes hanging on my block fukking with the hobbit and middle earth, but these dudes stand outside arguing GOT

that's GOAT shyt

To me that's why it's the GOAT because it has shyt in there everyone can enjoy no matter what genre you like because it subverts genre in the realm of fantasy - one week you're getting a political drama, the next you're getting a horror film, the next some fantasy shyt or some military action all topped off with Tarantino level dialogue and blockbuster movie level special effects. We probably won't see some shyt like this for a long time although HBO is going all out to make WestWorld the next shyt.

 

[Rekkapryde]

That episode was on some..

Had both Metroxplex and Trypticon as a kid. Repped.

 

[The_Sheff]

On the show? I don't remember that at all

Yeah she ran to Cersei whining about how her dad was going to ruin everything. That's the reason people don't rock with Sansa no matter what she does from here on out. She got Ned hemmed up.

 

[HHR]

Well shyt. That was some kind of tv right there

 

[Roid Jones]

This episode in HD

Dragons and Dothraki in the cut, now that's a scary sight

Arya going heads up with Brienne

Bronn the MVP


Targset this ain't over

 

[CJ]

This show is the fukking GOAT. I can't think of any situation in a show/movie where two forces that I have no allegiance to are about to battle and I'm sitting there like , and the entire time. Just incredible.

I've been on that fukk Jamie movement since Season 1 and yet I wanted his ass to flee. I couldn't decide if I wanted Drogon to catch that spear, or Bronn to get charbroiled. I even clenched when he let off the second shot. The emotions were something else. Unbelievable. And the final spot with Jamie/Dany/Drogon/Bronn could not have been anymore

Already watched the EP 3 times. Have it right up there with Hardhome/Watchers on the Wall/b*stards as personal faves.. but the emotions were totally different. That behind the scenes thing on the Youtube channel is a must watch. They were actually lighting dudes up with a countdown. So much detail. That over the shoulder shot when the Dothraki are charging in, and the follow cam of Bronn getting to the Anti-Air Dragon spear was nothing short of excellent.

Arya putting sword to purpose. Future Finals MVP candidate.

#STARKSET #WOLFGANG #WINTERFELLSFINEST

 

[HHR]

Bronn is a sellsword and has never stopped being a sellsword. He is loyal to gold and told Tyrion as much when he was in the cell. He's only sticking around to collect. Unfortunately for him, Jamie has placed the franchise tag on him for 2 years running now instead of paying him what Bronn thinks he's worth.

Fuuuuuucking hell

 

[Rekkapryde]

#Targset bytch nikka

Had them nikkas on the whole rest of the episode

LMAO repped.

 

[PremierDaTruth]

yo, one thing i can't figure out is how a show of this genre got th streets on lock from the gulliest of hoods, to hippest of hipstervilles, to stiffest of saltine crakka suburbs. i know tons of people in damn near every socio economic class that fukk with this show heavy. fantasy is good for a blockbuster, but they usually don't appeal to everyone. i don't know no dudes hanging on my block fukking with the hobbit and middle earth, but these dudes stand outside arguing GOT

that's GOAT shyt

True greatness lies beyond the borders of race or class, this show is already the GOAT, it's all about how far it can pull away now.

 

[Curtis Nightfish]

He was the Lannister soldier that threw the spear at the Dothraki on horseback

There's a joke in there somewhere considering he's been on the DL the whole year with a bad lat.