OFFICIAL Game of Thrones Season 7 Thread - Winds of Winter. Spoilers=BAN, Theories in [spoiler] tags

[Huellz Santana]

Pretty much every male character is badly scarred/maimed

Tyrion: facial scar


Jaime: hand amputated


Jon: fatal stab wound scars


Littlefinger: scar running the length of torso from duel with Brandon Stark


Davos: four amputated fingers


Varys: castrated


Bran: paraplegic


Sandor Clegane: severe facial burn scars


Gregor Clegane: literally dead


Jorah: Greyscale


Theon: castrated, amputated finger, etc.


Beric: lots of shyt


Grey Worm: castrated


Euron: nothing, though he's supposed to be missing an eye in the book


The only near-mint condition male characters on the show are Samwell, Bronn, Tormund, and a few other minor characters.


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[ikbm]

Pretty much every male character is badly scarred/maimed
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The only near-mint condition male characters on the show are Samwell, Bronn, Tormund, and a few other minor characters.


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[Jards]

Sam out here reppin that Top Dawg shyt - might have to give the craven a pass

 

[Mr. Negative]

I'm gonna hold out hope that this show gives us something we all want.

Sansa not fukking up Winterfell and greeting Ayra with open arms.

But I'm not holding my breath for Ayra being any types of happy of seeing Sansa once the initial happiness of re connecting wears off. She knows the hand Sansa played in the downfall of the Starks.

shyt gonna be very while Jon is away

this that sailorhat wearing b*stard we talking about.

Sansa's gonna be gone when Arya gets there.... like every Stark always is when Arya gets there.

Arya's gonna see Jon, then see her Dad.... the last Stark she ever saw.

Jon's gonna see Arya and then

Cause she got cut down on the battlefield after they locked eyes and she moved at him in slow motion.


No happy endings in GoT

 

[Adam3000]

Sam out here reppin that Top Dawg shyt - might have to give the craven a pass

Sam aint no craven. He just risked his life out of honor towards a dead Lord Commander, killed a Walker when he could have just ran away, and he also stole the Valyrian sword from his father would would find a second hand way to have him killed if he could.

Sam is a highly valuable soldier in the wars to come.

 

[Kooley_High]

Lowkey I think Jon's meeting with Dany won't go well. Jon knows that the Northern Lords won't support him if he bends the knee again and Dany is too obsessed with conquering the 7 kingdoms to take the White Walker threat seriously. Since he's a targaryen secretly I think he's gonna steal a dragon somehow and bring it up north. Protect himself from Dany and the White Walkers.

 

[South Paw]

Sam ain't a craven

 

[Big Dick]

Did I miss that obarth recap for week 2 or it ain't drop yet?

Y'all finished or y'all done?

 

[Jax]

:daario:

 

[detach]

Jon is going to bend the knee..... and propose to Dany, y'all forget last season when Dany left her old fling back in Dragon's Bay so she could make alliance though marriage. Jon is the only one I could see that happening with and the only one that would make sense, strategically.

So he's not going to be just King of the North, he's going to be king of all of Westeros and the north is going to embrace that, how could they not?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Jon is going to bend the knee..... and propose to Dany, y'all forget last season when Dany left her old fling back in Dragon's Bay so she could make alliance though marriage. Jon is the only one I could see that happening with and the only one that would make sense, strategically.

So he's not going to be just King of the North, he's going to be king of all of Westeros and the north is going to embrace that, how could they not?

 

[Jards]

Sam aint no craven. He just risked his life out of honor towards a dead Lord Commander, killed a Walker when he could have just ran away, and he also stole the Valyrian sword from his father would would find a second hand way to have him killed if he could.

Sam is a highly valuable soldier in the wars to come.

He'll be a key to unlocking the cheat code to beating the White Walkers though

Lowkey I think Jon's meeting with Dany won't go well. Jon knows that the Northern Lords won't support him if he bends the knee again and Dany is too obsessed with conquering the 7 kingdoms to take the White Walker threat seriously. Since he's a targaryen secretly I think he's gonna steal a dragon somehow and bring it up north. Protect himself from Dany and the White Walkers.

If he does this he's the all time goat

 

[Adam3000]

Did I miss that obarth recap for week 2 or it ain't drop yet?

Y'all finished or y'all done?

Targset lost so hard this week that he didn't even bother

@obarth

 

[Stelio Kontos]

If Cersei hasn't used it all up by the time the "Winter Walkers"  get far enough south to concern King's Landing wouldn't her wildfire absolutely annihilate the white walkers?

 

[detroitwalt]

Lol, why do people think Euron built that armada in a week? Yara and Theon sailed all the way to Mereen, waited for Varys to return and sailed all the way back to Westeros in the time it took Euron to build that fleet.

I was just being facetious. I have no problem with them jet packing across the 7 kingdoms or getting shyt done quick but I know some people are nit-picking at shyt like that.