Man this episode had just about everything you could have wanted in a GoT episode. Violence,laughter,Missandei's titties,heartbreak,crazy fight scene,Missandei's titties,Danarys taking an L,Missandei's titties.
First things first,Missandei's ti..nah we finally got the return of the one true king and the real last Targaryan,the man,the myth,the legend,Hot Pie da Gawd.
Why y'all think he's so good at baking? Cause fire doesn't burn him.
Word to
@Prince-Vegeta .You seen the young king out here bulking up,looking like the second coming of the mountain and shooting his shot with Arya Steph Curry style.Show some respect and Bend the knee.
Man Arya going to reunite with family NEVER,NEVER,NEVER ends well but if it gotta go down this time Sansa is going to be the only one there so I'm good with that.nikkas die erryday B an all that. This dude Jon Snow might as well handed Littlefinger lube,condoms,and roofies. It's like when your parents tell you that you can have a girl in your room but you gotta keep the door open...the they go to bed. Littlefinger been hemmed up by like 3 different Starks now,this shyt is like a rights of passage at this point. Leaving Sansa in charge might be the dumbest thing Jon has ever done. He's going to come back from Dragonstone and find out that Sansa sold Winterfell to Littlefinger for some magic beans and a dragon egg which is really just a chicken egg with the word dragon written on it.
Cersei out here telling people that House Tyrell is the most dangerous house out there just lets you know she's a horrible strategist. It's 3 whole dragons out there but a 90 year old lady is the most dangerous house out there.It's funny cause when she was talking about how the Dothraki get down it sounded exactly like what the Lannisters had The Mountain doing in season one but a 90 year old lady is the most dangerous house out there. I think Macho Man Randall Tarly is going to give Granny Tyrell the business and take that promotion.
Sir Jorah of the friendzone house in valariya not as bad as they made it look,he ain't full blown stone.Give son a sword drop him on the other side of kings landing and tell him that Danarys is on the other side and you won't even need a army. Sam just goes to show you that you just have to find what you're good at and do it.He's out here curing Valaryan AIDS and looking like Doogie Howser M.D. but would've been a dead body at the wall by now.
No worm was 100 percent sure he was coming home until Missandei told him he might not and fukked up all his confidence.Then stripped down in front of a dude with no dikk.That might be worse than what Ramsay was doing to Reek mill.They say it's impossible to be happy and sad at the same time but I think No worm did it. You could see the tears of joy and the tears of pain in his eyes.
Danarys tried to pull the spider card like he ain't a professional bandwagoner. He hit her with the mental gymnastics so quick that she felt bad and hired someone else just like him to show him she was down.Turned her into a pokemon and told her I choose you to fight for me,not the other way around hoe
The Red Witch still out her jumping from winning team to winning team so quick that Kevin Durant is disgusted. When her years at Stannis Corp popped up on that background check she got shook.Lucky for her Danarys Enterprises is a fly by night company.She literally just finished grilling Varys about loyalties and not even 5 minutes later hires the catfish witch. Sir Davos gotta give her a RKO out of nowhere next week for Shireen and the culture.
Tyrion heard about Jon Snow and had the face of a Falcons fan who fell into a coma at halftime of the superbowl and just woke up. Speaking of the superbowl,the Casterly Rock Patriots just keep finding ways to win even though most of the squad is on the physically unable to perform list forever.I can't even tell if they're good anymore or if everyone else is just that bad at this. The Dragonstone Falcons really about to blow a lead to a woman so dumb she gave the high septon the authority to lock people up for a crime that she herself was committing while having 3 of the smartest people in the country in their starting 5.
I'm not even going to lie,I slept on Uncle E.I thought he was just going to be a mentally
challenged dude with a dope tailor but I'll be damned if homie didn't come through with the most swagged out entrance since Bobby Brown jump kicked his way out of the helicopter with Ja Rule.He knew we were getting bored...dealing with them(sand snakes) so he came through with the thuggin and lovin, thug lovin. This chick brought a whip to a sword fight like she was Indiana Jones or something.I knew she was dying. Uncle E got the worst timing though,Reek Mill sister got a face that looks like a potato and the bottom of a foot had a lovechild but still the more titties the merrier.
It's fukked up the minute I seen Yara and the Queen of Dorne about to scissor I said Reek Mill looks like he wants to jump over board. Then Uncle E came through and Reek made that Southwest commercial getaway.He lost 92 ships and had to fall back,this is all fact,Yara saw the axe,If he's not a coward what you call that? Yara just finished saying that he would kill to protect her then 5 minutes later when she asked him too he wanted to reenact the scene from titanic by himself. He gotta commit dat.He took what is dead may never die to a whole other place.He let Theon die again and let us know Reek never did.
y'all for staying down...
on all Stark men
look at the way the dragon glass hit the light on my shyt da fukk you talking bout
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how does this man come from the same house as Lyanna Mormont
I don't know if you remember his backstory. This nikka been a simp before Dany. Dude resorted to selling slaves to please a gold digger. Ned Stark came for that nikka head HARD. 
