i can't stand the dirty Greyjoy clan and any time i've seen them together whether it's Theon, his old stale father or his sister who looks like she smells of the strongest project building piss.. its all been boring/terrible but this new guy though...could finally make them interesting.
Euron greyjoy was the most interesting character in the books to me
BOOKS
he sailed the entire world and went to the ruins of valyria
came back with a dragon's egg
he has a horn that can control dragons but whoever sounds it ends up dying
he had his entire crew's tongue cut out and his boat's name is silence.
he drinks the potion of warlocks
.
he wears an eyepatch over his eye, people say that his eye has magic (sharingan
)
he is insanely rich, he gives everyone at the kingsmoot gold to get elected.
In the books he takes over Oldtown (where the maesters live), and is planning to take over Tyrell's capital
The Tyrells have to beg Cersei for some ships because they dont have enough too fight off the Greyjoys (Cersei says no
)
He assembled the largest fleet in Greyjoy history to get Dany's dragons and take over the 7 kingdoms.
Godless? Why,
Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve
one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From
Ib to
Asshai, when men see
my sails, they pray.
SHOW
fakkit that makes dikk jokes
no crew
no eyepatch
broke as shyt
stinks like shyt
almost fukkin drowned
no dragon horn
let his crew tie him up cause he lost his mind
I AM THE DROWNED GOD