Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Abdi]

Jon better be a zombie, resurrected by that witch’s blood magic or become a white walker general that's all for now

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I lost it when Cersei was doing the walk in silence and that first guy screams "c*nt!" in her face.

Aya 'Blind Fury' Stark

Sansa and Reek seemingly throwing themselves in the bushes

"For The Watch"

The Starks with that hereditary aversion to winning.

Half Man out here running thangs

Zombie Mountain

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Damn. Thanks for the reminder breh
I wonder what of Jon will be lost? His memory of his family? His righteousness? His fighting skill? Damn I don't want the gawd Jon to be some weird shadow of himself, if he ever comes back.

His mercy

 

[beanz]

1300 replies since my last post in here


no way jon is dead

he just gonna come back as an fukked up version of himself with no soul. probably hang a few nights watch betrayers before he leaves the wall to take back winterfell with his wildling army. hopefully tormund n the rest of them decide to avenge his death right there at the wall.

khaleesi is either gonna have the world's longest train ran on her, or she just aquired 50,000 dothraki horsemen to her army. in that case i gotta salute that thot.

good to see tyrion and varys back together. always a good scene with those 2.

not a good night for lannister women

i hope davos lets melisandre live long enough to revive jon

arya

once again, @ stannis set

 

[Food Mane]

Them Crows Ain't Loyal

welcome to three seasons ago. Now beat it, cocksucker

 

[detroitwalt]

Ay why nobody ask Missendei what fukk she was smoking when she said "Only the Unsullied can keep the peace in Mereen"? bytch Where the fukk she been these last 10 eps while the Unsullied was getting knifed up in these Mereneese streets?

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

 

[Rev]

so that wasn't cersei actually walking nekkid? that was CGI?

i need an explanation of what happened to Arya btw.

 

[beanz]

@ the 2 man search party for khaleesi. wasnt daario the captain of a whole damn sellsword squad of 2,000 men?? why wouldnt he take at least 500 of them with him to look for her?

i hate to be that guy but these show runners be on some dumb shyt.

 

[Hagendas]

So dany bout to get married a 3rd time in like 2 years?




This is your queen ?

that ain't your queen b she everyone's friend

 

[Food Mane]

Next season is going to Kill Bill: Lannister Edition.

All you offbrand sets came for our necks this season and barely made a dent. Wait till you see what a driven, focused Cersei, Jaime, Tyrion Tommen, Kevan, Qyburn, and FrankenMountain do to you all It's not even about the Iron Throne anymore.

 

[RiffRaff]

Someone has got to do a version of this with GRRM talking about the perpetual L's he hands Starksets. It would be hilarious.

"And then, and then after we built this nikka Ned up like the main character of the show we cut off his head "

"And then after five seasons we finally made Arya useful, she goes blind in the same episode "

Shyt would be jokes

 

[intruder]

Has anyone heard that the Starks mother (Ned's wife, Arya/Sansa's mom) isnt really dead?

Was talking to this lady this morning and she was telling me she reads the books and the Starks mother is alive somewhere

 

[Hagendas]

Damn. Thanks for the reminder breh
I wonder what of Jon will be lost? His memory of his family? His righteousness? His fighting skill? Damn I don't want the gawd Jon to be some weird shadow of himself, if he ever comes back.

hopefully the beeytch in him is gone

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

man I need to find out what the fukk happened with arya though. she can't really be blind can she