Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Now where are the dudes that said Davos knew what Stannis/Melisandre did?

He already knew what she wanted to do, that's why he wanted to take her before he left for the wall. He immediately asked about her when he saw Melisandre

 

[Malta]

We gonna act like Drogon didn't treat Daenerys like the old side bytch he fukked and wanted her to leave?

 

[Jax]

Sohh,
I paid my respect for the LATE Jon SNOW. Now let's shyt on these fukk nikkas houses
Lannisters: Most Valuable Player moved to South Beach to help the Targs get the Throne
Queen Mother got smutted on them streets, literally, entire Kingdom on her and got zero respect for her
King is a fakkit that cries in his room and can't even save his main bytch and moms from Isis, L, sign sealed delivered.
Oh, and Myrcella caught that bug dead by poisoning like her stepdad and brother

Starks:
Got a cripple, a mute, a blind and a violated girl on set 2 boys and 2 girls
All they got left is Reek


Baratheons:
Killed his only child and heir.
Wife got killed or killed herself in the woods like a common peasant bytch.
Red bytch left the nikka with the quickness
Lost the battle.
Prolly deaded by Triple B, the big bird bytch, Bryenne of Tarth



Jesus christ, don't ever talk about the Targs till you nikkas get on our level

Night's Watch-Byrdgang-Targset bytch

NWO

 

[Red Shield]

Cersei got that Jason X now.

Stannis probably ain't dead. But damn did his ass take an L. Fried your daughter, your wife hung her self, your side chick dipped, your army got waxed, and some amazon is about to split your wig.

Arya bosses up and then gets that monkey paw. Don't know where the hell her story is headed.



Really thinking Jon is gonna stay dead. They telegraphed the hell out of this shyt. He isn't gonna be Night's Watch anymore, probably will go join up with the wildlings.

 

[Jax]

We gonna act like Drogon didn't treat Daenerys like the old side bytch he fukked and wanted her to leave?

That's his moms, watch yo mouth

 

[onelastdeath]

I'm so hurt brehs.

 

[Malta]

That's his moms, watch yo mouth

:DripDrip: He had her looking real sloppy and needy, she asking for food, this muthafukka just saved her life.

 

[MidniteJay]

He already knew what she wanted to do, that's why he wanted to take her before he left for the wall. He immediately asked about her when he saw Melisandre

 

[Jax]

:DripDrip: He had her looking real sloppy and needy, she asking for food, this muthafukka just saved her life.

Dothraki got the food and army we needed

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Cersei got that Jason X now.

Stannis probably ain't dead. But damn did his ass take an L. Fried your daughter, your wife hung her self, your side chick dipped, your army got waxed, and some amazon is about to split your wig.

Arya bosses up and then gets that monkey paw. Don't know where the hell her story is headed.



Really thinking Jon is gonna stay dead. They telegraphed the hell out of this shyt. He isn't gonna be Night's Watch anymore, probably will go join up with the wildlings.

Yeah. I bet he gets revived, starts leading the wildlings and takes back winterfell.

 

[Malta]

Dothraki got the food and army we needed

She gonna be turning tricks and passed around, the Dothraki bout to play some Weeknd for Stormborn




The Khalasar bout to eat, they got a lot of boys

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Brehs.....WTF did I just watch

 

[wise prophet]

Lame cliffhanger. Jon's obviously gonna be resurrected

Also, at first I thought for sure Stannis would be dead, but now I dunno...

 

[Higher Tech]

I'm so ready for this show to be over with. I feel like it isn't going anywhere. So much fluff. Get to the damn Whitewalkers.

 

[GilSho]

Never seen a character take as many L's in a short amount of time as Stannis has these last two episodes. That nikka better be fukking dead too or else I'm done with this show.