Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Jazzy B.]

Jesus man you posted like 10 times in this thread and every time it was bytching about the episode, and you were the only one doing it

Whatever happened to watching a show and discussing the events that are happening? Dudes wanna just play TV Critic all the time and break down the writing and the pacing and shyt. Every week its something new....."best episode yet," "worst episode yet," "this is going too slow," "the pacing is too fast"

This is the only episode that I've complained about

Episode was poor and rushed b it is what it is. They tried to do too much and it resulted in a mess and half-assed scenes that could have easily been better.

 

[M'gann]

This was a somewhat decent finale. I originally thought Jon was going to die but with 2 minutes left I was like they probably ditched that idea.

I don't think this is how Jon Snow goes. He's too important of a character to die. Plus they put too much speculation surrounding his parentage. Something is up with the red witch and why she decided to come back to the wall.

I really hope Stannis isn't dead. I hope they keep him alive so he can suffer for what he's done.

 

[Malta]

So, what are the odds Martin gets the next book out before next season starts? Dude gonna be writing fan fiction soon if he doesn't get it in gear

 

[MidniteJay]

Never seen a character take as many L's in a short amount of time as Stannis has these last two episodes. That nikka better be fukking dead too or else I'm done with this show.

I'm okay with him being alive to take more Ls.

fukk Stannis.

 

[Red Shield]

He said he would try to have it before next season. Dude shoulda been had that shyt done with.

Also I think this ep could have used an extra 30 minutes.

 

[Juven]

This was a somewhat decent finale. I originally thought Jon was going to die but with 2 minutes left I was like they probably ditched that idea.

I don't think this is how Jon Snow goes. He's too important of a character to die. Plus they put too much speculation surrounding his parentage. Something is up with the red witch and why she decided to come back to the wall.

I think she will bring jon back. the lord of the light can bring people back

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

So, what are the odds Martin gets the next book out before next season starts? Dude gonna be writing fan fiction soon if he doesn't get it in gear

Book brehs....

Tell me did all this shyt really happen???

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Why do people think Theon and Sansa are dead? People never die off screen on this show. If they do die, it's usually pretty gruesome and those are two main characters. All we saw is them jump, that's it. Who knows how they landed.

As for Stannis, again.. they cutaway for a reason. He'll be back on some prisoner shyt.

Jon might be resurrected but it probably won't be for a long time. Maybe season 7

 

[FlyRy]

Yep that body is def not Lena headey go look at pictures of her titties in the movie 300. shyt ain't even close

Preggo t*ts

 

[p00rky]

Jon Snow is still alive. Google it

 

[Kyle Barker]

Lame cliffhanger. Jon's obviously gonna be resurrected

Also, at first I thought for sure Stannis would be dead, but now I dunno...

I think it's just the way he went out that have people not believing he's gone. The way they did it was just for dramatic effect. The way they immediately cut to Ramsay's bloody sword choppin up the last couple Stannis soldiers tells you that he's done. It's more artistic than just showing his head rolling on the ground.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Preggo t*ts

EW confirmed it's at least a partial body double but tbh I didn't notice it being a double on first watch

 

[Jax]

Killed his bytch and killed his ass. Crows over hoes, foreign and domestic

 

[JetLife]

So a bunch of teasers and cliffhangers for the season finale?

This GoT offseason is gonna be rough

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Stannis took so many L's this episode. The actor couldn't even react because so many L's were being toss.

*Wakes up*....

Melisandre: "The lawd of light favors you for sacrificing your daughter. He blessed us by melting some snow. Praise the lawd "


Stannis: "Yeah, ok. We march on Winterfell "


*walks outside*.....

Soldier: "Ay Stannis, lemme holla at you real quick. SOoo, last night, a bunch of scaredy ass cowards hauled ass on us. shyt's fukked up out here "

Stannis: "How many ?"


Soldier: "Ummm, *mumbles calculations* carry the one *mumbles some more*.....'bout half. What are we gonna do "


Stannis: " We march on Winterfell "


Soldier: "Ummm.....you need to see something "


*Goes to the woods and sees grief-stricken wife hanging from a tree*


Stannis: "Damn ......but.....We march on Winterfell "


Soldier: "Cool.........Oh, and that big titted redhead bish swerved out on you too, mane "

Stannis: "Aight......We march on Winterfell "


*Gets to winterfell*


Stannis: "We'll start the siege in the morning "


Soldier: "There won't be a siege in the morning "

*sees horses coming up the ridge*

Stannis: "Welp "


Edit: It even looked like some of his soldiers in the back started running before the battle even started









*Laying against a tree after getting sliced and immobilized by some young punks *


Brianne: " You know I was there when you used black magic to kill Renly, right? You know I gotta kill you, right?"

Stannis: " Go'on and do it bih, I don't care "