Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)
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Perfectson
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breh, she just said she saw the dream of the boltons flag in fire
she bolted either when news of his wife hanging him or the soliders deserting him came and again she was ran for her life. She didn't even talk to Jon , she might realize this later but i doubt she was thinking about that .
Bran is the last hope for the Stark name hopefully he was honing his warg powers, and comes back baldheaded on a horse doing some Professor X type shyt. Them fukkboys at the wall can eat a dikk and I hope White Taker slaughters the lot of them 
kingdarius
Wtf u talkin bout? Ya Bish
yea they definitely cgi'd her head on some rando body.....lena headley has done nude scenes before but being naked AND having shyt thrown at u at the same time is a whole different beast so i cant even fault her for not doing itThe actress who plays Cersei is all tatted up. That's why it's CGI
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
Since when??? He got stabbed up, he was never pronounced dead.
Snowman has an army of about 6,000She said she saw bolton flags burning or whatever, it doesn't mean stannis was the one to do it. maybe she'll revive jon snow and he'll leave to take back winterfell
Wildlings
aXiom
Maximized Potential
This fukking episode..
More Ls than a six week spanish course
I'm not gonna even mention that fukknikka name.. y'all know who I'm talkin bout.. such a deserving death
She went from Arya Stark to Arya's Creed to Araya Charles in less than 5 mins
The lord of light abandoned the red bytch and that fukk nikka.. he meant a metaphorical sacrifice.. he probably still
they really went through with it
That Dorne Salma Hayek... "you need a good girl, but a bad p*ssy" ..done turned a nikka dikk to Valyrian Steel..she the answer to the white walkers and WENENO
#TeamFleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Kingdom wide slut shaming and not a feminist in sightMedieval Draya said Cersei caught twice as many bodies as her
Frakenstain
From Mysa back to Khaleesi with a big ass army.. this the luckiest bytch on TV
Tyrion and Varys
A moment of silence for those who know nothing
#Nightswatchset ....And now your neg begins
#StarkSetWolfGang
More Ls than a six week spanish course
I'm not gonna even mention that fukknikka name.. y'all know who I'm talkin bout.. such a deserving death
She went from Arya Stark to Arya's Creed to Araya Charles in less than 5 mins
The lord of light abandoned the red bytch and that fukk nikka.. he meant a metaphorical sacrifice.. he probably still
they really went through with it
That Dorne Salma Hayek... "you need a good girl, but a bad p*ssy" ..done turned a nikka dikk to Valyrian Steel..she the answer to the white walkers and WENENO
#TeamFleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Kingdom wide slut shaming and not a feminist in sight
Medieval Draya said Cersei caught twice as many bodies as her Frakenstain
From Mysa back to Khaleesi with a big ass army.. this the luckiest bytch on TV
Tyrion and Varys
A moment of silence for those who know nothing
#Nightswatchset ....And now your neg begins
#StarkSetWolfGang
You know there's such a thing called makeupwhy would they leave the tats on
What is this make up you speak of?
Perfectson
Banned
so does Jamie turn the ship around or does he ride back to home with his dead daughter lol
he's probably taking the Dorn boy hostage and that's going to start a war , more fukkery
he's probably taking the Dorn boy hostage and that's going to start a war , more fukkery
Better question, does bronn jump off the boat and swim back to shore to get to that p*ssy?
Jen The Prude
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Agreed. Plus she was pregnant during this season, I believe.
Life is shytty and grrm is a dirty old disgusting fukk
How are the Lannister's winning?
Jaime/Cersei's daughter got hit with that Sonya Blade kiss of death, right after she told him Jaime she knew about him being her Duncle making her death even more potent. Operation Dorn was a failure. Tommen been MIA for like 3 episodes and is a King in name only. Even Sir Pounce is looking at dude like
They weren't the only one who took L's, Stannis was the definition of an L tonight. Burn your daughter = wife committing suicide, half your army fleeing, fire witch abandoning you, and losing in battle to the Boltons. "But, but, it's my destiny, my birthright to be king." Even if Brienne didn't keep her oath, I don't see how Stannis can come back from that
Someone who does keep their oaths is my girl Arya. One of the most satisfying moments of the finale was seeing her give that knife work to that sadistic pedo fukkwith all their riddles and tests.
Tyrion reunited with Varys again, about to run Meeren. He better be glad he didn't go with Greyscale Jorah. Khaleesi saw the Unsullied were playing like the Cavs minus Lebron and is about to put them on the bench for Drogo's people
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The ending with Jon Snow leaves me. Especially with all the speculation about his possible return. Jon and Sam were the only men on the Watch I cared about, those fukkers are going to learn the hard way about the Night's King (that means you too Oliver Twist)
Overall GOT is still easily one of my favorite shows on TV and is able to pull off certain things no other show can. If the battle of Hardhome isn't one of your top TV moments for 2015, I don't know what you are looking for. Regardless of who is alive or dead, I know I will be back next year. See ya then.
Cersi eat up out that mud and it taste like gravy
