Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Grand Conde]

We got mothafukkas thinking greyscale makes you dragons now

Dude clearly trolling.

 

[Jax]

You're the first person I've heard think shireen is dragon

That's racist just cause she look like a scaly beast doesn't mean she's a dragon
-edit- "looked" past tense have a power hungry father with no legitimate claim to the Targ throne brehs

 

[NinoBrown]

What Stannis did, not "Father of The Year" material, and I don't agree with it or condone it, but from his perspective he was doing the right thing. Once he unifies the North then he and Snow can work together to save the Kingdom from the coming Winter....

 

[Jax]

Son's of the bytcharpy
Bend the knee

 

[dennis roadman]

In what world does House Tyrell know or give a fukk about the fight against the Walkers including Dragonglass? Sword Swallower Loras and Snapperp*ssy Margaery or Ol Lady Tyrell been studying up on they esoteric tomes in they spare time?

Not in any Westeros I know. nikkas don't even believe the Watch counts 4 shyt. Along with 99+% of the rest of the Realm.

Who else got Blood and Fire Magic? Dany? She can barely control one of her kids let alone all three and she knows less than Jon Snow about any sorcery. Where she gonna learn it?

You nikkas in Kings Landing keep playing your little bullshyt games with the delusional followers of the non-existent Seven, an incest baby with a crown, a ho of a Queen Regent, debt to the Iron Bank gonna keep you in default through the long Winter. Keep real men's names out ya mouf.

you dont know me and you dont know my crew

@Cunnilingus parasol season has returned

burn your daughters and continue to puff ya chest out


and i'm out

 

[JulesWinfield]

Or they didn't want to spoil, save for the finale to surpise us like .....never know.

True. I doubt it though. It's 2015 and people have known about all of the big events this season since they were filming. GoT fans are crazy and will analyze every bit of footage that leaks before the show comes out and make educated guesses on how the season will go. I know about a few events that are going to happen next episode because of pictures from the set when they were filming. Bran hasn't been mentioned at all in those discussions.

 

[JulesWinfield]

What Stannis did, not "Father of The Year" material, and I don't agree with it or condone it, but from his perspective he was doing the right thing. Once he unifies the North then he and Snow can work together to save the Kingdom from the coming Winter....

Nah he fukked up because even if he does win the throne, he has no heir now. He just put the final nail in his family's coffin. His wife doesn't have a good track record of bearing healthy children so Shireen was his only hope of an heir. His whole claim doesn't matter anymore. Stannis doesn't have enough respect in the North to unify them. Jon was his last hope and he straight up told Stannis "Nah I'm good" when Stannis made him the offer.

 

[JulesWinfield]

The only way Stannis can redeem himself is if he defeats the Boltons and legitimizes Gendry (who we haven't seen since he was rowing a boat last season). That's his last family member and would be the heir to the Baratheon throne if he wasn't born a b*stard.

 

[Lord Beasley]

they must have some real payoff for Arya next season. that Braavos stuff is like

for those saying that's hoeass stannis last heir, we've already seen what can come out of Meli. maybe that means she can still bear children


but f**k him tho, I hope he burns too

 

[Jards]

fukk Stannis

Nothing else to say for this week

 

[HARLEM AL]

It's a show on HBO. What kind of CGI you cornball ass nikkas want

 

[Crown Bearer]

Raw. fukking. Power.


fukking Harpies. How did this fool really think that was gonna go? Besides DVD Daario and the Unsulied surrounding her, A fukkING DRAGON just stomped two of your people like he was making wine . The minute I heard them roars...

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

patches comin for stannis' ass as soon as he hears what happened to princess shireen

 

[DrDealgood]

patches comin for stannis' ass as soon as he hears what happened to princess shireen

 

[DonkeyPuncher718]

It hurts. So much. A man can throw his lot in with the Lord of Light in the hopes that humanity will survive the Long Night, but at what cost? I will freeze, starve, bleed, be cursed and hated.

Davos, I know why they call you the Onion Knight now for real.

Damn man

Im still not ready to see her