Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Jax]

Let me tell ya'll nikkas a lil sum sum about power. You either buy it, conquer it by stealing, uniting houses or straight up murdering the whole set
Ya'll see, on Westeros, you nikkas just have a lil power, you nikkas ain't got no real army, you pay for them nikkas salaries, and free agency is right next door knocking , nikkas ain't got a unified front, fight wildlings and think you got the juice brehs. If two sets join you end up gunned up and clapped quick ask #starkset

So, understand this, you ain't got no power

Khaleesi da Gawd is gaining power, REAL power

, on the richest continent with the best fighters

, sellswords and straight up goon squad mobb deep type of nikkas that kill for fun
fukk a raggedy ass c00n fur Neo trench coat , we coming with our shades on, 1 million troops,3 grown dragons, all the cash we gon steal from the Iron Bank and take over what is ours by right!

We'll be dancing in ya graves!

 

[Adam3000]

Targs can NEVER win in the end. Thats a problem dont you think?

Your queen's womb is barren. Aint no heirs coming from there.

Rhaegar aint comin back no matter what the tinfoil hatters wanna think

You lost before you started.

 

[Jax]

Targs can NEVER win in the end. Thats a problem dont you think?

Your queen's womb is barren. Aint no heirs coming from there.

Rhaegar aint comin back no matter what the tinfoil hatters wanna think

You lost before you started.

She got enough children to take care of

 

[Adam3000]

She got enough children to take care of

She's a child abuser at this point then



Send her to the Wall to atone for her atrocities

Acting commander Alliser Thorne will take them dragons off her hands

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

these unsullied going full retard in here

 

[LV Koopa]

So, understand this, you ain't got no power

wtf

 

[T'Challa Trillmonger]

Under the sea the mermen feast on starfish soup, and all the serving men are crabs

 

[King Crimson]

What is TargSet's greatest conquest?

You nikkas haven't even won a battle against a real army.

Slaughtering brown men in robes doesn't count.




Meanwhile Starks actually have wins in ACTUAL wars. :snow:

Battle of the Whispering Wood ring any bells? Ya' know the battle where we took Lannister forces by complete surprise, slaughtering the entire army, and taking several highborns captive? '

Then again, you probably won't count that since the opposing force actually had an army to defend themselves with, not a bunch of merchants.


How about the Battle of the Camps where we beat Lannister forces so bad, the sellswords they hired with Casterly Rock gold immediately defected to our side?

How about the Battle of Castle Black? Ya' know the battle where Jon Snow was able to hold off a host of 100,000 wildings with maybe 200 men at Castle Black? The battle where he was actively commanding? Guess you forgot that. :snow:



Why don't you talk about the war you're losing in your own city as your soldiers get done up by nikkas in masks wearing comfy slippers?



Talk shyt when TargSet wins actual battles, breh.

@Adam3000 , tell 'em man. They can't hear me. :snow:

They still not listening though.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

This is the most obarth commentary we've received about GoT in months, lmao

he quit one of the last seasons cause all the nikkas crying about spoilers... hence the thread title

that first ep review


hopefully we can minimize the crying game that goes on every sunday at 10:01 pm

 

[beanz]

Winter Is Coming

only one house is ready for it. we may be spread to the wind right now but everybody just out there gaining that experience.

Sansa learning how to scheme with the best of them.

Arya learning how to kill with the best of them.

Bran learning how to harness his powers with the best of them.

Rickon learning how to be a warrior with the fiercest warriors in the North.

all u other houses play your little game of thrones. everybody wants to win the crown but nobody knows how to manage it once they have it.

we dont want it because we know the truth ya fail to see...

the throne doesnt mean shyt when the snows are 10 feet high and the white walkers are marching down the kings road with an army of the dead.

only one realm stands in between the white walkers and the south, thats the north.

the starks may be out the game for now, but the north remembers and the north is fiercely loyal.

ill worry about dragons when dany can control them to do what she wants and actually brings them to westeros. Bran has a better chance of that right now.

Winter is Coming my brehs, and only the North Remembers

 

[NSSVO]

Aye remember back in the day? Man them days is fukking over. -And that fukk boy Snow isn't even a Stark. He's an off-brand nikka. Y'all have to decided what y'all repping. Trying to rep two sides like T.I. Targset fukking rescues motherfukkers breh. Saving children. Y'all obeying old rules that no one else follows.

STARKS DO NOTHIN

 

[dennis roadman]

all this bickering

we really could use a man like Rhaegar at this point a real king for a united kingdom, unlike all the current pretenders, from fatboy tommen to robert the cuckold's lil bruh

im only gonna DVR the scenes where barristan tells dany about her brother and just play them on a loop and think about what could have been

 

[beanz]

all this bickering

we really could use a man like Rhaegar at this point a real king for a united kingdom, unlike all the current pretenders, from fatboy tommen to robert the cuckold's lil bruh

im only gonna DVR the scenes where barristan tells dany about her brother and just play them on a loop and think about what could have been

rhaegar seems like he was an honorable man except for the shortystealing and the fact his parents were brother and sister

 

[dennis roadman]

rhaegar seems like he was an honorable man except for the shortystealing and the fact his parents were brother and sister

the fact that he was inbred and he was a stand-up guy affirms how he was able to defeat genetic odds to be an exceptional man. and she wanted to be stole, she was a she-wolf spearwife with hill clan blood still practicing free folk traditions who didn't care for her politically arranged marriage. let's get that straight brehs

 

[beanz]

the fact that he was inbred and he was a stand-up guy affirms how he was able to defeat genetic odds to be an exceptional man. and she wanted to be stole, she was a she-wolf spearwife with hill clan blood still practicing free folk traditions who didn't care for her politically arranged marriage. let's get that straight brehs

thats all speculation at this point but even if its true, an honorable man( a knight at that and prince of the 7 kingdoms) doesnt steal a chick without asking for her lord father's hand first.