Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

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:wow: MC Lord Tywin is back spitting ether from the grave

Dear Stannis, I gotta let this pen cross the line
You get advice from a witch, I see you lost your mind
You forgotten where you're really from, you really a bum
Even Selyse disrespects you and won't give you a son

But I was nice to you, a real brother you know?
Hung out with you on daughter's day, because your daughter's stone
I got stuff to yell about, to tell about How I had to burn your boats
Now you want the throne? Can't even cross the Moat (that's Caelin)

I don't know if you'll be a king like Baelor
we all seen Blackwater You're a very good sailor
But where's your money? You wanna go to war with Davos?
You spent it all on witches and had to get a loan from Braavos

Who got Dragonstone? Oh right your brother Ren
you were busy eating onions and bugs during the siege of storm's end
couple years later "Take the boat Stannis, sail the ship"
what he do? almost got killed by the greyjoy clique
 

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:wow: MC Lord Tywin is back spitting ether from the grave

Dear Stannis, I gotta let this pen cross the line
You get advice from a witch, I see you lost your mind
You forgotten where you're really from, you really a bum
Even Selyse disrespects you and won't give you a son

But I was nice to you, a real brother you know?
Hung out with you on daughter's day, because your daughter's stone
I got stuff to yell about, to tell about How I had to burn your boats
Now you want the throne? Can't even cross the Moat (that's Caelin)

I don't know if you'll be a king like Baelor
we all seen Blackwater You're a very good sailor
But where's your money? You wanna go to war with Davos?
You spent it all on witches and had to get a loan from Braavos

Who got Dragonstone? Oh right your brother Ren
you were busy eating onions and bugs during the siege of storm's end
couple years later "Take the boat Stannis, sail the ship"
what he do? almost got killed by the greyjoy clique
as much as i hate tywin, i've never disrespected that man :wow:

but if you think rhaegar didn't already have missiles lined up at every lord, vassal, and steward in westeros :ufdup:
 
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:what: how is that a decent ratio? if we assume that a king rules for an average of thirty years, thats half of them :heh:

Sounds about right
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:wow: MC Lord Tywin is back spitting ether from the grave

Dear Stannis, I gotta let this pen cross the line
You get advice from a witch, I see you lost your mind
You forgotten where you're really from, you really a bum
Even Selyse disrespects you and won't give you a son

But I was nice to you, a real brother you know?
Hung out with you on daughter's day, because your daughter's stone
I got stuff to yell about, to tell about How I had to burn your boats
Now you want the throne? Can't even cross the Moat (that's Caelin)

I don't know if you'll be a king like Baelor
we all seen Blackwater You're a very good sailor
But where's your money? You wanna go to war with Davos?
You spent it all on witches and had to get a loan from Braavos

Who got Dragonstone? Oh right your brother Ren
you were busy eating onions and bugs during the siege of storm's end
couple years later "Take the boat Stannis, sail the ship"
what he do? almost got killed by the greyjoy clique

A dap for the effort but :scusthov: at dead man rapping
 

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:what: how is that a decent ratio? if we assume that a king rules for an average of thirty years, thats half of them :heh:
50% is better than 0% :heh:

house baratheon helped aegon I take over westeros, married into the targaryen family, and when they finally got their moment in the sun they fukking punted with a fat drunk who got merked by a pig and some wine :mjlol:

and now brehs want his brother to take over? :snoop:
 

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50% is better than 0% :heh:

house baratheon helped aegon I take over westeros, married into the targaryen family, and when they finally got their moment in the sun they fukking punted with a fat drunk who got merked by a pig and some wine :mjlol:

and now brehs want his brother to take over? :snoop:
His p*ssy whipped, brother killing, loyalist burning, paydayloan ass brother at that :patrice:
 

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50% is better than 0% :heh:

house baratheon helped aegon I take over westeros, married into the targaryen family, and when they finally got their moment in the sun they fukking punted with a fat drunk who got merked by a pig and some wine :mjlol:

and now brehs want his brother to take over? :snoop:

His p*ssy whipped, brother killing, loyalist burning, paydayloan ass brother at that :patrice:

ol fakkit ass singing in the streets, simping a bytch from starkest, starting a war over said bytch


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Say brehs. Even if Ned and #Starkset knew exactly how fukked up the Boltons were it's not a big deal. Those in power bankroll smaller entities all the time. It's about keeping the north united and there were bigger fish to worry about down south. No family really has much of a moral high ground. You can't afford to pick and choose like that in this game of thrones shyt and most of all don't shyt where you eat, feel me.

Hilarious how even Roose is peepin Ramsay at the dinner table like, nikka.. :beli:

Snow on some G shyt and Stannis been noticing. If they ever ride together :ohlawd:

The final ten minutes were beautiful. Beautifully shot. Tyrion out in the far east is dope af. It adds a new dimension to this show. :myman:
 

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:mjlol: you bitter that rhaegar was basically the bobby brown of the 7 kingdoms?

he got chose, bob got bitter

RIP brandon and lord rickard
Proof?


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clearly people were questioning his masculinity so he thought had to do some manly shyt




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RIP Aegon and Rhaenys
 
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