Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[3rdLetter]

Is the prince of dorne paralyzed from waist down?

Nah. He has gout. Tywin mentioned it when he and Oberyn were shyt talking at Joffrey's wedding.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Breh I know these conversations with Cersi be having my nikka Jamie infuriated as fukk. She stays being illogical and emotional.

He's tells her to chill calling Myrcella his daughter, and she tells him "don't call her your daughter then". shyt made no sense.

Cersi also telling him that he's never been a father to them when its been her keeping him away for their safety. Then when he points out that he kept his distance to keep them safe, she responds by telling him that that hasn't help and they still have been in danger.
Jamie like "bytch, what you want me to do"

Women

 

[FlyRy]

this thread has become since the leak

Yea I was scared to come in here last sunday.

These eps have felt pretty low key though but we will prolly have to wait til ep 5 for it to pick up

 

[Grand Conde]

Slow episode so far.

Episode was straight trash again. Going to be ten 'set-up' episodes this season huh?

 

[AkaDemiK]

stark set out here winning

jon snow running the night watch

arya linking up with jaqen

sans.....nvm

 

[AkaDemiK]

Shireen gonna fukk around and teach more people how to read than Levar Burton.

Reading Rainbow in Westeros

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Knights89]

"you may stand Podrick"

open season on little people, doctor collecting head

nobody respects lord tyrell


Sam bossing up

 

[Jello Biafra]

They have got to get Tyrion and Varys injected into the Dany storyline ASAP because I currently don't give one solid fukk about the goings on in Myreen.

OG Kevan Lannister treating Cersei like the overreaching skank she is.

Brienne needs to find a new mission because these Stark Children are telling her to kick rocks left and right. And poor Podrick is damn near useless outside of King's Landing.

I would watch an entire season of Arya learning from Jaqen H'ghar how to become a Faceless assassin.

 

[#StarkSet]

Episode was straight trash again. Going to be ten 'set-up' episodes this season huh?

U say that every episode


Leave the thread fakkit

 

[beanz]

lord commander snow

soon to be faceless arya

sansa learning how to be less trusting from somebody she will hopefully learn not to trust

bran and rickon (aka professor x and wolverine) still off-screen doing some hardcore training

the northern lords telling stannis to go fukk himself

khaleesi losing her people and her dragons

starks looking like the mets right now with the hot start to the season

hopefully both the mets and the starks can keep it up tho

 

[$$$HotBoyRonald$$$]

KhaLeesi

#starkset

 

[dtownreppin214]

at this point if you not rocking with jon snow or at least saluting his movement, then i question your character as a man.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

at this point if you not rocking with jon snow or at least saluting his movement, then i question your character as a man.

i salute him for sure just like King Stannis does

 

[RJY33]

brehs really saying this episode is slow?

jon snow getting promoted, brienne and pod crossing paths with littlefinger and sansa, arya finally getting to braavos and inside the assassin school, bron da gawd and kingslayer going on a mission, first look at dorne, cersei getting ethered and taking midget heads, tyrion and varys always is a good scene....only parts were Kelly c taking L's which are hilarious but that storyline is as they come until tyrion rolls in.

its funny how its the same group of people in every tv show thread talking about "boring" and "slow" episodes, which usually means they are full of interesting character moments or story. walking dead, GOT, BB, Saul, the wire, sopranos, etc. If the episode isn't constant action, violence, and nudity they aren't happy. bunch of 11yr old ass kids.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

just to let ya know these first 2 episodes WERE set up episodes...shyt heats up these next 2 weeks tho