Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Jax]

keep laughing

winning

 

[Jax]

Starks got a killer on the squad again. Jaqen tha gawd



Dany out here fukkin up. Be a mother to your dragons breh

These starks claiming everybody breathing to their dead set

 

[Adam3000]

this is the show thread so i wont go into detail

but you already know what my response to this

"He is my blood" -- Ned Stark

 

[dennis roadman]

"He is my blood" -- Ned Stark

oh that's not to be denied

but it takes two babe

edit: mayhaps we should take this to the book thread if you would continue

 

[mson]

I can only imagine the rap battles kevan and tywin had. Puttin URL to shame

Hitman Hallow and Show out Lannister

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Kevan Lannister's ether of Cersei has to be in the top 5 sonnings so far

Tywin and Kevan's father did not raise any bytches.

 

[Adam3000]

Where all them Stark haters from last year at?

 

[Anbesa]

Breh I know these conversations with Cersi be having my nikka Jamie infuriated as fukk. She stays being illogical and emotional.

He's tells her to chill calling Myrcella his daughter, and she tells him "don't call her your daughter then". shyt made no sense.

Cersi also telling him that he's never been a father to them when its been her keeping him away for their safety. Then when he points out that he kept his distance to keep them safe, she responds by telling him that that hasn't help and they still have been in danger.
Jamie like "bytch, what you want me to do"

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Tywin and Kevan's father did not raise any bytches.

That's what happens when you have a strong father figure

It was actually quite the opposite, breh. Tywin/Kevin's father was bytchmade and almost ruined the family name & lost Casterly Rock. Tywin manned the fukk up and saved the family. That's why he was so dead set on the Lannister legacy.

Kevan just looking up to his bigger brother

 

[TheNatureBoy]

These smilies got me going through this thread.

Good to see my girl Arya back and still determined as ever. Thieves thought they could run her for Needle, only to have her hit them with "Dead men have no need for things ". Ol faceless dude could have showed her some hospitality though when she showed up, I'll chalk it up to part of her training.

Bronn coming back was a welcome return and now he's about to tag-team with Jaimie on some rescue the princess mission. Looking forward to seeing the sand snakes.

Jon Snow on the come up . Sam sonning that one old dude about hiding in the closet with the women and children . The Knights Watch being going hard on the Wildlings though, every-time they said their name it had a real vibe to it. Ol dude calling Jon a wilding-lover .

At least Stannis' daughter Scaleface has some compassion. Got Onion Knight Hooked on Phonics and is about to do the same for Sam's girl. She knows S know .

 

[dennis roadman]

Tywin and Kevan's father did not raise any bytches.

That's what happens when you have a strong father figure

he didnt raise bytches by default. he was such a bytch his sons learned exactly what not to do

 

[Adam3000]

Stannis' daughter Scaleface

Was gonna dap until this


Disrespecting Princess Shireen

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Shireen gonna fukk around and teach more people how to read than Levar Burton.

Reading Rainbow in Westeros

 

[Adam3000]

"Bear Island knows no king but the king of the North, and his name is STARK"

By law thats my gawdbody King Bran and nobody but Sam the Slayer knows it

 

[TheGreatShowtime]