Official Game of Thrones Season 4 Thread *The North Remembers*(NO SPOILERS!!)

[obarth]

are you gonna bring bars @ 8pm tonight, doe?

What's at 8pm, breh?

Leave Shireen alone, brehs

I can't help myself

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

That's right, let that sink in...we got the wisest Targ in the game wearing our chain

 

[#StarkSet]

That cuthroat dude is a great actor

die to jon snow and bane brehs

 

[T-K-G]

The frustration in this post

I'm gonna let you vent, tho, it's good for the healing process.


Just gotta address one thing, Jon took those vows, renounced his titles, he joined the nights watch....but you must've forgotten who started the Watch.
We built the wall, established the order, and have been protecting the realm since the days of the Children. We are wardens of the North and the Night's Watch is our northern arm, so you damn right we claiming Jon. But we're also claiming Aemon cuz as long as we hold Castle Black, he's serving us.

That's right, let that sink in...we got the wisest Targ in the game wearing our chain

and this nikka @obarth brining up starks losing ned and lannisters losing joff like Dany's entire fukking lineage didn't get wiped off of the fukking planet, and they HAD the Iron Throne when it happened

literally 90% of all the the "legends" in the story became legends because of how much WORK they gave the targaryens let's talk about THAT

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

My nikka Ghost ate good at the end of the episode, doe

My only gripe with this episode...I wish we woulda got a chance to see Ghost

 

[Microfracture]

Missandbae has entirely too much clothing brehs. They had the titties sitting in harmony for our viewing pleasure in Astapor when she was a slave and now they have her in struggle dresses with every city Dany conquers. I thought this was a bra-burning, chain-breaking conquest. She's free but somehow still a slave

 

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[Jello Biafra]

That's what made it corny to me

Can Bran even fight?

But all of a sudden he can warg into someone's body and have super strength and kill skilled fighters

Hodor is always that strong, he is just a peaceful retard who doesn't act aggressively. Bran warging into him didn't make him super-strong.

 

[Adam3000]

OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES MIDSEASON POWER RANKINGS

**DISCLAIMER** The rankings are not my personal opinion, they are established fact. I'm just a messenger. Johnny Cochran got a brain tumor I deliver the news.

1) Gawdbody Brandon Stark, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, King In The North and of the First Men and his vehicle for massacre Hodor - HODOR....SMAAAASHH. HODOR.........SMAAAAASSSHHH. Firmly solidifying his long held top spot on the top of this list, Bran manages to take his powers to another level yet unseen by not only slipping into the mind of Hodor, but using that tard strength to send a massive L to House Bolton. We tried to tell yall. We tried to show yall that #StarkSet was a young killa crew. Ya didn't know our resident cripple was that hard though, did ya?

2) Arya Stark - **to the tune of Kendrick Lamar's "Swimming Pools"** Joffrey - check, Cersei - check, Mountain - check, Beric - check, Thoros - check, Meryn -check, Illyn - check, Red Woman - check
Kendrick aint even give me enough bars to fill out the list
Had to leave the Hound off the list
How's the Hound gonna sit there while his name rings through the Riverlands, then the next morning straight up get an attempted murder on him by Arya. NOT A SINGLE fukk GIVEN. Had to leave the tag team parter out of this slot because cot damn she tried to carve gods son across the belly and he didn't have nothing but a little slap in response. Still, Hound and Pod held down our comic relief


3) Jon Snow - Major mover and shaker this week, Jon jumps into the top 3 by murking the fooking legend of Gin Alley in single combat. I dont wanna hear no shyt about no backstabbing woman, Jon was at a disadvantage in close quarters going against that double blade combo plus Jon fights with honor. Besides, its the destination that matters...........

4) Sansa Stark - This little virgin is no longer an innocent pawn anymore. She knows the political game now. It was on full strength tonight, looking like a savvy campaign veteran. Pulled off the greatest power move of the season so far when she got Auntie Lysa to haul up them lemons all the way from Kings Landing and bake her up some lemon cakes . First lady type material there. Oh by the way, looks like shes gonna be the Lady of the Vale . Rob Arryn is a fakkit no doubt about it but she's got that midas touch and she will control him, no doubt

5) Placeholder Spot for Rickon Stark -

6) Littlefinger Petyr Baelish - Dangerously close to cracking the top 5, but cmon now this dude is out here having to play this silly game with Lysa and this shyt is eating his soul down to the apple core. I aint gonna lie though, I wanna get me a Lysa nude scene, who's with me? @satam55 ??? anyone???


7) Jorah Mormont - Yes, I'm even putting Ser Jorah the slave trader on my list. This dude actually made me like #TargSet this week. No one man should have all that power


8) OBlock Oberyn Martell The Red Viper - What, some of yall thought OBlock wasn't out here doin much? Dudes got Cersei fukking Lannister out here crying her eyes out spilling all her deepest darkest secrets begging him to keep Myrcella safe. Dornes got the Lannisters on lock, done in by their own midget Hand of the King. OBlock stays dikkin down everyone in his way


9) King Stannis Baratheon - No screen time this week, but we caught him in the trailer for the next episode gettin his Morgan Stanley on at the Iron Bank. Straight talking to them like they owed him one just for the sake of him being alive. Got the whole realm runnin scared now, broke daddy Tywin sees the writing on the wall. Stannis is holdin that graffiti can


10) Meera Reed - #Impregnable

 

[Brozay]

Sansa over Littlefinger on power rankings?

Am I missing something?

 

[Sincere Noble]

Two @obarth replies in one day .

When #starkset wins, the entire thread wins brehs. **Filed and understood**

 

[STAN JONES]

The frustration in this post

I'm gonna let you vent, tho, it's good for the healing process.


Just gotta address one thing, Jon took those vows, renounced his titles, he joined the nights watch....but you must've forgotten who started the Watch.
We built the wall, established the order, and have been protecting the realm since the days of the Children. We are wardens of the North and the Night's Watch is our northern arm, so you damn right we claiming Jon. But we're also claiming Aemon cuz as long as we hold Castle Black, he's serving us.

That's right, let that sink in...we got the wisest Targ in the game wearing our chain

wardens of the North? Y'all nikka not even allowed in the North no more

Starks scared to even tell people they're a Starks out here

Now y'all trying to claim the Nights watch too?

#StarkSet looking as fukk right now

 

[duck]

fukk the bullshyt ass ratings. Sansa at #4...Lmao

 

[Microfracture]

Sansa over Littlefinger on power rankings?

Am I missing something?

Old Nan could've been considered the top whore in Winterfell 70 years ago and he'd have her in the power rankings.

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

Game of ThronesXLolita ish going on with Baelish.