Official Game of Thrones Season 4 Thread *The North Remembers*(NO SPOILERS!!)

[Silkk]

Watching back, nobody realistically could've slipped anything in his drink.

 

[detroitwalt]

Official Week 2 Game Of Thrones Power Rankings
**Disclaimer, I just deliver the news. Not my fault if your set aint represented

1) Gawdbody Bran Stark -- Sitting comfortably in the top spot since turning Hodor into a sleeping fetus with nothing more than his mind. Now this lil boy can see into the motherfukking past/future through a tree? THROUGH A TREE??? The old gods are great gods



2) Arya Stark the young assassin/The Hound tag team champions -- Every set in Westeros wants to trade for this little bitty. Even all sets not currently in Westeros want a piece . The Hound aka Marty Jannetty at her side makes her unstoppable at this point


3) Rickon Stark -- Still unseen through episode 2, it is clear that Rickon is the Westeros champion of hide and seek. Until Bran comes back south, our young lord is also our young Warden of the North and if the North wants it, the new King as well. You can't die if you can't be found. Crazy p*ssy Osha gonna cut your dikk off if you mess with him too

4) O Block Oberyn Martell -- Hasn't stopped sonning Lannisters since he walked through them gates. Another piece that every set is trying to trade for. Even TargSet is trying to claim him He don't like Rhaegar so he don't like you

5) Sansa Stark -- Joffrey's dead, Sansa wins

6) Jon Snow -- After sonning the small council of the Nights Watch, Jon was quiet this week. Lost position to the big movers and shakers Rickon, Oblock, and the Queen of Love and Beauty Sansa

7) Olenna Tyrell -- Is there a character she hasn't sonned? Even her own son aint safe. Only gave him a quarter bar and he's up on Hot 97 complaining at how foul it was


8) King Stannis Baratheon -- Our rightful king by all laws known to gods and men has suffered through many things he doesn't like but knows are necessary. Meanwhile we have to suffer through another week of no plot advancement. He is still our king though, so he gets his spot

9) The Honorable Ned Stark -- Yeah, he's dead, but he was in Bran's vision and he is a Stark so he deserves a spot on the list


10) Tommen Baratheon -- The Usurper Tommen Baratheon has just choked his way into a false throne. He seems like a nice kid though. A non-psychopath on the Iron Throne deserves a spot on the list

11) Shireen Baratheon -- Leave Shireen alone brehs


Trending Downward:
Reek
Daenerys Targaryen looking concerned
Joffrey Baratheon
Flattop Jaime Lannister the child murderer
Swagless Daario Nahaaris

Oleena gotta be top 5, probably even top 3. I think the only time she hasn't ethered anyone was her scene with Brienne. Ramsey needs to be on the list for giving Reek that razor and tellin him that his pops is the one who killed Theon's "brother"

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

in the top 10 8/10 times it seems

 

[detroitwalt]

Can someone explain to me why tyrion told his lil homie to pay the fighting midgets 20 gold a piece?

Empathy

Which was dumb...cuz it looked like they were having a good time to me

Maybe cause he knew Joffrey wasn't gonna pay up. He never gave them that coin purse after they were done, he tried to get Tyrion out there instead.

 

[T-K-G]

im still dying at the nikka who said stannis stans are the only ones who take on the persona of their leader :hovlaff: best observation of the week so far

 

[jackswstd]

This is probably a waste of a question but does my man Hodor say anything besides his name?

 

[T-K-G]

Seeing the map, House Baelish is real close to Braavos on Essos

you're right

if he got those type of connects yall may as well call this game a wrap hopefully he doesn't

 

[dtownreppin214]

Here is a basic map of Westeros

Oberyn is from Dorne, the orange location in the bottom with the Sun and Spear sigil


Here is the entire "known world". The circle farthest left is King's Landing. The middle circle is Meereen where she is now. The circle to the far right is Qarth, which is where she was in Season 2. She then sailed to where she is now after leaving Qarth. All the slave cities (Astapor, Yunkai, and trying to conquer Meereen) that she conquered are in the same general area

Where is Valyria? Isn't that where Daenerys is from.

 

[T-K-G]

Where is Valyria? Isn't that where Daenerys is from.

valyria is at the bottom of the black/brown shyt that's southwest of meereen

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Edit: nevermind this.... caught up to the thread and nikkas posted it about 40 times now

 

[satam55]

Where is Valyria? Isn't that where Daenerys is from.

No. Daenerys was born at Dragonstone. Dragonstone used to belong to the Targset.

 

[dtownreppin214]

No. Daenerys was born at Dragonstone. Dragonstone used to belong to the Targset.

Ok but in the first scenes with her brother where was that?

 

[satam55]

at this point in the story, who controls the baratheon terrority? they all dead, cept stannis but he is at Dragonstone



@Adam3000 @T-K-G

I've been meaning to ask this for several weeks. I'm gonna assume they're loyal to Stannis in the Stormlands because the bannermen from the Stormlands joined Stannis when Renly died.[DOUBLEPOST=1397637357][/DOUBLEPOST]

Ok but in the first scenes with her brother where was that?

In the series premiere? That took place in Pentos.

 

[T-K-G]

my dawg #Oblock been having a dope ass visit at King's Landing so far

got to son the kings mother and grandad and then watch the King himself die in hilarious fashion, 4.5/5 vacation spot, would visit again

 

[dtownreppin214]

I've been meaning to ask this for several weeks. I'm gonna assume they're loyal to Stannis in the Stormlands because the bannermen from the Stormlands joined Stannis when Renly died.[DOUBLEPOST=1397637357][/DOUBLEPOST]
In the series premiere? That took place in Pentos.

Ok got it now. I had always thought Pentos was far away from Kings Landing. So she's been going east to free slaves and she's going to roll back around I guess.