Official Week 2 Game Of Thrones Power Rankings
**Disclaimer, I just deliver the news. Not my fault if your set aint represented
1)
Gawdbody Bran Stark -- Sitting comfortably in the top spot since turning Hodor into a sleeping fetus with nothing more than his mind. Now this lil boy can see into the motherfukking past/future through a tree? THROUGH A TREE??? The old gods are great gods
2)
Arya Stark the young assassin/The Hound tag team champions -- Every set in Westeros wants to trade for this little bitty. Even all sets not currently in Westeros want a piece
. The Hound aka Marty Jannetty at her side makes her unstoppable at this point
3)
Rickon Stark -- Still unseen through episode 2, it is clear that Rickon is the Westeros champion of hide and seek. Until Bran comes back south, our young lord is also our young Warden of the North and if the North wants it, the new King as well. You can't die if you can't be found. Crazy p*ssy Osha gonna cut your dikk off if you mess with him too
4)
O Block Oberyn Martell -- Hasn't stopped sonning Lannisters since he walked through them gates. Another piece that every set is trying to trade for. Even TargSet is trying to claim him
He don't like Rhaegar so he don't like you
5)
Sansa Stark -- Joffrey's dead, Sansa wins
6)
Jon Snow -- After sonning the small council of the Nights Watch, Jon was quiet this week. Lost position to the big movers and shakers Rickon, Oblock, and the Queen of Love and Beauty Sansa
7)
Olenna Tyrell -- Is there a character she hasn't sonned? Even her own son aint safe. Only gave him a quarter bar and he's up on Hot 97 complaining at how foul it was
8)
King Stannis Baratheon -- Our rightful king by all laws known to gods and men has suffered through many things he doesn't like but knows are necessary. Meanwhile we have to suffer through another week of no plot advancement
. He is still our king though, so he gets his spot
9)
The Honorable Ned Stark -- Yeah, he's dead, but he was in Bran's vision and he is a Stark so he deserves a spot on the list
10)
Tommen Baratheon -- The Usurper Tommen Baratheon has just choked his way into a false throne. He seems like a nice kid though. A non-psychopath on the Iron Throne deserves a spot on the list
11)
Shireen Baratheon -- Leave Shireen alone brehs
Trending Downward:
Reek
Daenerys Targaryen looking concerned
Joffrey Baratheon
Flattop Jaime Lannister the child murderer
Swagless Daario Nahaaris