he's not gonna be in the show so it's safe to talk about Big Body Belwas the gawd
i thought the "he lets every man he fights cut him first" was a lie.........
but brehs the second dany touched down after stealing the army and whatnot, some lil niglet was poppin shyt and wanted belwas's fade
*TKG Abridged version (so fellow book brehs fall back)*
lil nikka: fukk ya queen, fukk them no nuts havin nikka you came with, and fukk yo fat ass fukk off my block bytch nikka
belwas: oh really now you gotta shoot me the fair one now
*lil nikka approaches him, but notices Belwas aint move an inch*
lil nikka : you aint gon move?
belwas: i let every nikka i kill get a slice in before i do em dirty
lil nikka:nikka you must be retarded imma fukk you up forreal now
belwas: u doin alot of talkin.....i said cut me bytch
lil nikka: ............
this lil nikka charges in and slices my nikka Big Body on the stomach
Belwas eats the blow and kills this nikka slicing his head off but that aint even the kicker brehs
this nikka turns his bare ass towards the lil nikkas click, takes a shyt IN FRONT OF THEM, and proceeds to wipe his ASS with the nikkas CLOAK
Dany and the entire unsullied army was like
Big Body Bel:
excellent summary
i was tight he wasnt on the show. also worth noting that barristan selmy didnt reveal his identity to dany at first. barristan pretended to be some old squire in the service of strong belwas. nobody knew who he was til he bodied a nikka with a stick and jorah was like i knew i recognized ur old ass. your the greatest knight the 7 kingdoms has ever seen