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Yea. Mary Kate and Ashley would’ve looked fine but, they were on that girl hard. They still worth $500 million so they’ll be alright.
Official Emmy Winning WandaVision Thread
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Yea. Mary Kate and Ashley would’ve looked fine but, they were on that girl hard. They still worth $500 million so they’ll be alright.
PlayerNinety_Nine
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I forgot to mention this a couple days ago....
At this point I actually hope Hayward is some kind of super powered secret villain because his border line trolling of Wanda seems suicidal otherwise.
"Here's his body, check him out yall."
"Dig Vision up Wanda, bet he can't say shyt."
"Your ex is just $3 billy worth of scrap metal."
etc etc etc.
Me:
Fred.
I can see this being the case - Because if it's not - dude might be a First Ballot Smug Cac Hall Of Famer.
It seems to be common knowledge that she was handling Thanos dolo before he turned the compund into an even bigger crater, and this dummy thinks he's gonna check her with a laminate and a branded SWORD windbreaker.
Last time she came out of the Hex and gave him the
talk, the whole squad turned their guns on him.
The fukk he thinks she'll do when she finds out that they made another Vision out of the OG Vision's parts and it has no memory of her?
I forgot to mention this a couple days ago....
At this point I actually hope Hayward is some kind of super powered secret villain because his border line trolling of Wanda seems suicidal otherwise.
"Here's his body, check him out yall."
"Dig Vision up Wanda, bet he can't say shyt."
"Your ex is just $3 billy worth of scrap metal."
etc etc etc.
Me:
Fred.
I can see this being the case - Because if it's not - dude might be a First Ballot Smug Cac Hall Of Famer.
It seems to be common knowledge that she was handling Thanos dolo before he turned the compund into an even bigger crater, and this dummy thinks he's gonna check her with a laminate and a branded SWORD windbreaker.
Last time she came out of the Hex and gave him the
talk, the whole squad turned their guns on him.
The fukk he thinks she'll do when she finds out that they made another Vision out of the OG Vision's parts and it has no memory of her?
I haven't seen a more ill advised attempt at testing someone's gangsta since Lester was in the elevator with Malvo in season 1 of "Fargo".
It's like dog....what are you doing?
Wanda put hands and feet on Thanos....you think she's worried about you or your people?
Fred.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Thee audacityI forgot to mention this a couple days ago....
At this point I actually hope Hayward is some kind of super powered secret villain because his border line trolling of Wanda seems suicidal otherwise.
"Here's his body, check him out yall."
"Dig Vision up Wanda, bet he can't say shyt."
"Your ex is just $3 billy worth of scrap metal."
etc etc etc.
Me:
Fred.
Trying to get bodied like
If Agatha is it,then why the push for the kids? Was this Agatha actually testing Wanda's power?
Why would Dottie say she doesn't believe Wanda? I know they won't answer either. Needs to be asked to writers. Either something else is going on,or writers forgot
Why would Dottie say she doesn't believe Wanda? I know they won't answer either. Needs to be asked to writers. Either something else is going on,or writers forgot
'WandaVision': An Error in Reality - Murphy's Multiverse -
I know this will come to mean nothing,but it's kind of interesting
I know this will come to mean nothing,but it's kind of interesting
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Dottie is a witch. She is part of a local coven involving the postman - "the messenger".
Westview is an area of historical magical significance (hence the coven) and the Hex could not just have been created anywhere. It needed a spiritual connection bound to the local land.
Agatha was testing Wanda's powers to figure out what she was and what she could do (create kids). Agatha is able to steal "Yo Magic". There is a reason why big-bad hasn't shown himself and Agatha needs more power to either help him or lock him away even more.
Wanda is a composite person with versions of her having an historical connection to the big-bad. Wanda's composition includes evil connection/self. In episode 7 (while talking to the 4th wall) Wanda said "the false world we created". Just a turn of phrase or more ...?
Westview is an area of historical magical significance (hence the coven) and the Hex could not just have been created anywhere. It needed a spiritual connection bound to the local land.
Agatha was testing Wanda's powers to figure out what she was and what she could do (create kids). Agatha is able to steal "Yo Magic". There is a reason why big-bad hasn't shown himself and Agatha needs more power to either help him or lock him away even more.
Wanda is a composite person with versions of her having an historical connection to the big-bad. Wanda's composition includes evil connection/self. In episode 7 (while talking to the 4th wall) Wanda said "the false world we created". Just a turn of phrase or more ...?
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watching episode 1 again I saw this:
Senor Scratchy out here eating birds and selling houses
... and helping Wanda with her "magic trick" of making children with Vision.
also:
Scratchy is Agnes' husband.
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Huhwatching episode 1 again I saw this:
Senor Scratchy out here eating birds and selling houses
and helping Wanda with her "magic trick" of making children with Vision.
also:
Scratchy is Agnes' husband.
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
@TENET
Last week when I was trolling cats and their “theories”
You tagged me and posted a bunch of spoiler tag stuff.
I didn’t read it.
No.... not being disrespectful..... I was scared to read something that may reveal something for this week.
But I do have every intention on reading just to see how right you are after the season concludes. Do you mind pointing me towards that post again my good “Protagonist”
Last week when I was trolling cats and their “theories”
You tagged me and posted a bunch of spoiler tag stuff.
I didn’t read it.
No.... not being disrespectful..... I was scared to read something that may reveal something for this week.
But I do have every intention on reading just to see how right you are after the season concludes. Do you mind pointing me towards that post again my good “Protagonist”
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@TENET
Last week when I was trolling cats and their “theories”
You tagged me and posted a bunch of spoiler tag stuff.
I didn’t read it.
No.... not being disrespectful..... I was scared to read something that may reveal something for this week.
But I do have every intention on reading just to see how right you are after the season concludes. Do you mind pointing me towards that post again my good “Protagonist”
https://www.thecoli.com/posts/41063057/
I thought it was a little funny how Vision picked that plot of land in particular.
And how come the nikka ain't sign it like a robot huh...shoudla been in comic sans or something
It's wild when you consider the scale of Wanda and her connection to the Mind Stone. She's a lot like Tony in terms of her hand in events
The two times the Avengers fought each other were directly indirectly related to Wanda. They fought each other over awakening Vision and Civil War obviously
Even deeper down those lines Wanda technically created Vision when she fukked Tony's head up. This bytch got the two smartest men in the world to create her boyfriend
She's the reason Banner left earth
The fight she caused broke up the Avengers
All of this from mind stone fukkery
Wanda is Jesus and the mind stone is her God
The two times the Avengers fought each other were directly indirectly related to Wanda. They fought each other over awakening Vision and Civil War obviously
Even deeper down those lines Wanda technically created Vision when she fukked Tony's head up. This bytch got the two smartest men in the world to create her boyfriend
She's the reason Banner left earth
The fight she caused broke up the Avengers
All of this from mind stone fukkery
Wanda is Jesus and the mind stone is her God