Got bored. Started writing ironic erotica. Here`s what i`ve written so far:
Director: Tell the people your name
Bayley: Hi, my name is Pamela Starr. Most people may know me as former WWE superstar Bayley.
Director: And why are you here today?
Bayley: I`m here today for the "Calendar Audition".
Director: Calendar audition huh?

Can you tell the people watching what you`re going to be doing at this "Calendar Audition".
Bayley: Umm, nothing much. Just...stuff

Director: Like, hugging?
Bayley: No, like deepthroating, throatf*cking, extreme gagging, reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, annnnd quadruple penetration
Director: I`ve heard of DP, but QP?

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Well, we have a surprise for you miss Pamela Starr...HEY FELLAS, THIS LATINA PAWG IS READY !