OFFICIAL DEXTER FINAL SEASON THREAD

[LostOne]

A little season recap before the finale.

"Vogel: Dexter, I want you to kill the Brain Surgeon.
Dexter: I don’t want to.
Vogel: Please kill the Brain Surgeon.
Dexter: I will kill the Brain Surgeon.

Vogel: Kill all these serial killers.
Dexter: Okay. I found one named Zach Hamilton. He will die.
Vogel: Don’t kill Zach Hamilton.
Dexter: I NEED to kill Zach Hamilton.
Vogel: Don’t do it.
Dexter: I will not kill Zach Hamilton. I will teach him the code!
Vogel: Cool.
Dexter: He cannot be taught the code! I must kill him!
Vogel: Don’t.
Dexter: My mistake. He’s cool. I’ll teach him the code again.

Dexter: That guy you wanted me to kill wasn’t the Brain Surgeon. Instead, your SON is the Brain Surgeon! I will kill him!
Vogel: Don’t kill my son the Brain Surgeon. All he ever did was kill my other son and threaten my life.
Dexter: I NEED to kill him.
Vogel. I know, but don’t.
Dexter: Okay. (I’m really going to, though)
Vogel. What a relief.
Dexter. Look at this video of your son killing Zach Hamilton.
Vogel. The horror! Dexter, please kill my son the Brain Surgeon.
Dexter: I will kill the Brain Surgeon.

Brain Surgeon: You picked Dexter over me! I will kill you AND Dexter!
Dexter: Okay, now I REALLY need to kill Brain Surgeon!
Brain Surgeon: Sorry Dexter. Can we forget all this if I buy your condo?
Dexter: I don’t want to kill you, I want to bang my girlfriend.
Brain Surgeon. Okay, thanks for letting me go.
Dexter: Nope. I’m calling my sister right now to arrest you. Also, please don’t tell on me for my serial killing even though I told on you for all the brain surgery."

- http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/09/20/dexter-final-season-gripes/

 

[AkaDemiK]

sigh.....this could have been EPIC

 

[LostOne]

Wow, my lack of anticipation for the finale has made me forget that I have another episode of breaking bad to look forward to tonight.

 

[???]

Who cares? Deb might die in the finale.

 

[Batter Up]

Tuning in for the first time in years tonight to see if that horse faced bytch finally gets clapped

 

[Knights89]

its time yall

 

[STAN JONES]

 

[the artist known az]

DEBRA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[STAN JONES]

Damn Deb a vegatable, they aint have to do her like that

 

[Knights89]

 

[Knights89]

who said blondes are dumb lol. hanna pulled the fast one

 

[STAN JONES]

This nikka walked out with the body and nobody said shyt

 

[STAN JONES]

This nikka killed himself by driving into the hurricane?

 

[STAN JONES]

My nikka alive

Threw the kid and Hanna in the bushes

 

[gho3st]

how did it end?? is Debra really sleeping with the fishes??