OFFICIAL DEXTER FINAL SEASON THREAD

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Like I pointed out earlier this season, the writing is extremely lazy in favor of convenience. It's convenient for them to dismiss things on a whim.

If Steve Wynn (owns casinos like Hannahs dude did) went missing it would be HUGE news. The Feds would be involved, there would be a power struggle over the estate and the casinos. It would rock the economy of Vegas and tourism in general. Yet everyone is either oblivious or careless.

Zach's dad is a millionaire and I bet it never comes up that he went missing.

They just toss characters and storylines to the side when they're ready to and introduce and reintroduce characters like a dog owner dropping a chew toy in front of a puppy. There's not even anything at stake for the characters that are left. I don't care if Zach died, or Vogel dies. The characters that are left from previous seasons should have been dead or dealt with seasons ago.

Usually by now, with any good Dexter season, it felt like the walls were closing in and anything could happen. Anyone could find out, the feds could pounce on him, someone could find out, anyone could die. Now it just feels like Dexter is invincible and immune to punishment. And it's not a cool "Dexter is invincible and immune to punishment" because the writers made us feel this way, yet Dexter could still be in trouble or go down at any second. That would be cool. The way that they've gone about making Dexter invincible and immune to punishment is by dumbing down every single character and aspect of this TV show to where he is operating on a very animalistic young-adult level and everyone else is fukking 10 years old.

From a Dexter Wiki page about Hannah's dude:
  • His net worth is over $700 million, likely making him the "wealthiest" kill in the series. Unfortunately, Dexter did not perform the kill, though his act of dissappearing the body would likely prevent authorities from finding out that he's dead, let alone catching his killer, i.e. Hannah.
COME ON!

Dude is richer than Jay-Z. You're telling me if Jay-Z went missing everyone would be like "Oh that sucks. Heard he got lost in Miami somewhere. shyt happens."


LOL. It is kind of funny that the millionaire is believed to be away on business and no one gives a fukk. Or the Zack disappearance...what kind of nobody multi millionaires are these? It was already kind of wild that that cat stuck with Issac last season holed up even though the Russian mob had a contract on him and he couldn't go back. It was beyond insane.

Quinn is one of the dumbest motherfukkers in the history of series TV. And what was up with that kiss on Deb that seemed so fukking forced? U know she still thinks she's a good girl..she's not gonna push an affair on Batista's sister, who is basically like another brother to her.

Another aspect of this show that is hilarious is how many ways and times Dexter lies to Batista, Matsuka, and everyone else. There needs to be a reveal where the reaction shot is right there.
 

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So the endgame is here...a chess match between Dexter and this Vogel son back from the dead? Hmmmm.....him getting a nice cozy ending away is not gonna happen. Someone is going down..Hannah, Deb, or Dexter, and it will probably be Harrison in a pool of blood at some point.

They showed pics from the finale, so a lot of things makes sense now. This is like us seeing Shane's zombie pic from Walking Dead.

my best guess, Dexter would have made no progress after 8 seasons. They alluded to it in season 5. Cassie brushing Dexter off was coming full circle with the themes in season 1. This is why everything feels so anticlimactic. I like the build up, because the action is low key for good reason. But people forget the show was about Dexter's demons, it is not about Gus, Jessie, or Skylar.
 

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I thought this was one of the better episodes this season...we had a little tension with harrison possibly exposing dexter and hannah to the marshal. We know who the killer is now and have some back drop story to him, you can see a central theme of this season is family which is something dexter started off in season one never really having or addressing. Vogel and dexter are gonna clash now obviously cause thats her son and dexter is going to have some heavy implications on himself now.


All that being said I still ddint like the hacky cheesy ending of vogel and her son sitting at a table holding hands..or how it the span of 15 mintues they go from telling vogels back story of having two sons to one being a serial killer, to him now being alive and looking for her, and dexter using age progression software to lead him in the right direction.
 

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Ok you think a businessman worth 700 million who runs several companies wouldn't be missed? He has to be accounted for at all times, the company stock could plummet so no matter where he is there had to be contact. Lets say he goes missing the staff would be suspected of foul play. I'm sure they know that.


that whole storyline was :russ: A billionaire casino owner marries an on the run serial killer and heads to the town that she escaped from for the sole purpose of... having drinks at a country club?:ohhh::stopitslime:
 

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this show been cheeks for years now, we can't be too surprised to see a mediocre ending at best :beli:

breaking bad might have one of the most epic finale's ever tho :wow: i don't know if my body is ready for that one :sadcam:
 

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As bad as this last season has been. The scenes with Hanna have been money. They have great chemistry. If those two and little Harrison don't end up in Argentina together.:to:

My guess on the ending
Dex gonna fake his death. Last scene will be Dex, Hanna and Harrison walking on a beach in Argentina:blessed:, then cut to Deb watching them through some binoculars:ehh:
 

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I'm just watching this weeks show now and :beli: at this face recognition shyt that Dexter has just pulled off to get Vogel's son up.

Is this what this show has become? :childplease:
ayo :deadmanny:

it's like they don't give a fukk at all about details, there is no fukking oversight at all

that software was straight garbage:dahell:
 

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ayo :deadmanny:

it's like they don't give a fukk at all about details, there is no fukking oversight at all

that software was straight garbage:dahell:

the thing is, Dexter has always had easier ways of finding shyt out but this shyt was unbelievable. Literally came up with the exact face in 20 seconds flat out of nothing :beli:

This fukking Masuka/daughter storyline :camby::camby::camby::camby: they've killed a great character.


I thought Vogel was supposed to be helping Miami Metro, she's done jack shyt :mindblown: and nobody does ANY work in the department :skip:

I know it's about Dexter but everything else has been thrown out the window and Dexter goes around does his own shyt. Miami seems like it's got the best )lowest) murder rate in the world :why:
 
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