Yooooo
Not only did Vince come down to NXT and say
"I hate you dance recital vanilla midget ass spot monkeys!"
But he also said
"I hate you so much that i dont wanna see you, or anyone like you around here ever again!!"
Gargano wack asf....all that Johnnny wrestling shyt is marky mark indy bullshyt at its finest....
His whole team trash..garagano way? Fukk outta here
Indy sucks, his wife wack asf, but the dude Theory shows promise and is probably what NXT should be all about
Ciampa....lil midget mf been hiding down in NXT for long enough because he wont be booked as the badass he thinks he is on the main roster.....
Kyle O'Reilly...should have gone into mma....because he is gonna be a hard sell as the mma badass..that derpy ass face aint doin him any favors
Adam Cole....has everything you need to succeed in pro wrestling....except for a gym membership, a hot shower and a clue......as to what presentation means in the world of playfighting
Who else?......ummm....
Finn ran down there to hide and make himself a big deal but made the whole roster look weak in hindsight.....brought is ass back to the main stage.....and gets in a feud with Baron Corbin
Roderick strong.....After all these fukkING YEARS!!!, Still cant formulate a promo...let alone a compelling sentence to save his life
I get no laughs from this one tho
Samoa Joe
Basically got put out to pasture on the big stage....told him we have no interest in Samoa joe the wrestler.....
Bushed him to the commentary booth
Then told him we have no interest in Samoa joe the Commentator neither, Bye nikka!
So he ran down to NXT and and wanted to make himself a big deal.....which makes the brand look 2nd rate
Hit Row.....Love Swerve but the same thing i said about Cole goes for him as well
Gym, Shower, And a clue that presentation matters in wrestling...and looking like a pilled up leaned out hood nikka only aint gonna do you any favors....
All in all im cool with NXT getting blown up....too much overrated indyriffic mfs down there hiding
But literally saying
6'0 and up and under 30 is the funniest shyt ove heard in a minute
Fukk it, Gut em, to hell with this show