My wife has been telling me about her day for 45 minutes.

[WaveWhisperer]

At least shes talking about some real shyt that happened, I had my ex bytch talk to me about Nibiru being visible in the sky and that being the sign that all melanated people were gonna be taken up into the clouds and red haired cannibal giants in the American plains for a fukking hour it seemed like, aint enough weed in the world bytch stfu

I know that ass was round and her box was addictive

 

[Treason]

Repeat the last sentence she said.
(Active listening).


If you can't take it anymore...pretend that you have to shyt.

My wife follows me to the bathroom or talks through the door

 

[maxamusa]

after a while I usually cross my eyes; she hates that shyt

 

[Saint1]

My wife follows me to the bathroom or talks through the door

fukk

 

[pawdalaw]

Don't take that for granted bruh.

There's always another man lurking in the shadows somewhere ready and willing to be her ear to talk to when her man isnt

 

[LebronsHairline]

 

[Jean Jacket]

My wife follows me to the bathroom or talks through the door

 

[BangBike]

Get married, brehs..

 

[sayyestothis]

Actually be a decent guy and support her. Stay at home. Her day summary takes about 5 mins now that kids in school. Smh

 

[MrLogic]

Glad you survived it op.

We all know women got the main character syndrome long winded like baptist preachers.

 

[Womb Raider]

My wife follows me to the bathroom or talks through the door

I’m not even gonna lie I would lose it

 

[Pseudonym]

My wife follows me to the bathroom or talks through the door

You try turning the fan on and pretend you can’t hear?

 

[B86]

Almost without breathing.. what's the longest y'all survived your girl talking?

I’ve gone about 45-hour hearing about the BS. Eventually she sees in my face that I want her to stfu

 

[DonRe]

My wife stay with some ass stories. Brujeria. Cheating wives. b*stard children. Local crackhead doing the most in front of her storefront.

One thing she knows is not to bring me depressing stories. Ill give her the money for the kid who was born with no eye lids but dont tell me about it.

 

[Brehcepticon]

You married her, doggie. You know what you were getting into.