My wife has been telling me about her day for 45 minutes.

[Remy LeBreh]

Almost without breathing.. what's the longest y'all survived your girl talking?

That's married life literally every day
It's funny because I rarely talk about work once I leave the office, I'm really good at compartmentalizing my work life from my home life. Even if I'm hanging out with coworkers outside of work, we're talking sports or video games, whatever. My wife goes on a 40 minute rant about intricate details of her job and word by word conversations she's had, daily.
I usually replay old browns/Cavs games or run through my goals and to-do lists while she's talking, it keeps a breh efficient

 

[Pseudonym]

I’m the opposite now


after a few years my man finally got his dream job in engineering and he would come home talking about all these terms and tech that I had no clue what he was talking about. How this man fukked up the software etc. it sounded like the Charlie Brown teacher. I would think to myself this is what I used to do? Talking about crazy illnesses/wounds and crazy hospital things


I suggest you talk to her for 45 minutes about something she absolutely has no interest in about your job

 

[Renegade47]

my girl dont really talk much. im a lucky man

 

[Remy LeBreh]

Don't take that for granted bruh.

There's always another man lurking in the shadows somewhere ready and willing to be her ear to talk to when her man isnt

Just gotta smile and nod, throw a 'no way" or "oh shyt" in there once in a while

 

[Neo TheInsurrectionistONE]

Almost without breathing.. what's the longest y'all survived your girl talking?

Breh if it's on the phone, i won't even lie to you. I be zoned out looking at IG or FB or the coli. Thank God she never asked me to repeat what she just said

 

[President Sakora]

BRUH...I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID..."THAT'S CRAZY"

nah what always gets them is "oh, word"? then "word?" brehs she'll know to shut up after about 5 of those. work ery damn time.

 

[The BasedFather]

Coming home from a long day of work to get my ear talked off

 

[Jean Jacket]

Repeat the last sentence she said.
(Active listening).


If you can't take it anymore...pretend that you have to shyt.

 

[rabbid]

"Thats crazy... hey i finally met up with my old homeboy he doing good after losing his mom"

".... awee."

" yeah he's finally in a better place after all his hardship"

"......"

"... Just one more thing though, then Tameka came in talking about "who ate all the graham crackers" and she knew damn well we ran out yesterday"

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I would KILL to have a woman that's romantically involved with me tell me about her day.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Breh if it's on the phone, i won't even lie to you. I be zoned out looking at IG or FB or the coli. Thank God she never asked me to repeat what she just said

Was on FaceTime with my girl last night, her ass kept talking about shyt I was on here and kept asking her when she was gonna shower so I can relax

 

[Xcenai]

you're lucky op

I'd take a broad that can't keep her mouth shut any day of the week

too many dry girls out here

 

[Chrishaune]

That's all you breh. lol

 

[kj614]

Breh if it's on the phone, i won't even lie to you. I be zoned out looking at IG or FB or the coli. Thank God she never asked me to repeat what she just said

I lasted a solid twenty minutes.. she had a long ass day.. mind you I can sum My day up in a minute.

 

[Boolean]

“Damn that’s crazy” really is the big joker