My homeboy's wife is hitting me up again.

[east]

I think I can find this nikka. I'm just debating if I should go down this rabbit hole.

the fun is in challenging yourself by picking some janky or esoteric way to do it

like they write walls of text so my first plan would be stylometric analysis to find a twitter or w/e

Spoiler: reading list

Automatic User Profiling in Darknet Markets: a Scalability Study
Application of Stylometry to DarkWeb Forum User Identification
Using Stylometry to Track Cybercriminals in Darknet Forums

 

[Hostile]

That bytch is using you cus she don't want to be alone if they breakup and she knows you're stupid.

 

[Mr. Negative]

what kinda scumbag shyt

 

[Monsanto]

That's not your homeboy, you foul.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

And here I was , feeling conflicted over unknowingly flirting with a married woman the other night lol.

I done bust a bunch of nuts in married women that I wasn't married to might I add. These broads ain't shyt

 

[2 one 3]

Stay outta peoples business


You violated already telling her

Now you gonna be with her…

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Can you fight?

Hope he can cause I'd beat the life out this dude if I was his potna.

 

[Rekkapryde]

And I’m definitely not trying to stick my dikk into my homie wife.

Sad shyt is fam...you'd think this is common sense.


fukk around and bowf him and shorty get clapped

 

[DJSmooth]

If you randomly stop posting on here I'll believe you because this is how folks end up dead. Good luck

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Can you beat a bullet?

You and several other posters ITT want this man to kill dude over some p*ssy?

Plan only works if the wife takes the charge

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Kill yourself

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Married mafukkas stay losing.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

All 3 of you are scumbags

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Goofy existence

 

[Ghost Utmost]

You a dummy for snitching in the first place. Do not get involved with married folks business! You will be used, and blamed when shyt doesn’t work out.

It's not about being a dummy.

What kinda male friend group does OP have where dudes cheating on their lady is alarming?

It's essentially expected among men that one might have a side chick or one night.

This is snake shyt pure and simple. If OP is so pure and honest he should come clean to his friend about his own scumbag behavior.

Long term I don't think it can work out between OP and the woman, cause somebody might not survive the initial swap.

And after that the relationship will be on a fragile foundation.