My friend is cheating on his wife because of her stretch marks.

[Afro]

Thanks for almost dying having my kids


@ThrobbingHood gonna need a pic to understand.


Doesn't have to be hers of course, I've seen loose skin but I feel like it's being blown out of proportion

 

[MajesticLion]

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[QuintessentialMan]

Tough situation.
A) Be a ''good'' guy, stay and ride it out till the kids hit 18. Then divorce with honor.
B) Have your cake and eat it. Save your family, stay together, beat it up it every 1nce or 2wice a week and have a mistress/mistresses but keep it respectful/never at home. But you get to keep your loving family. This my favorite option.
C)go head and Divorce and understand that youre hurting the kids but you cant be in an unnhappy situation, it will get toxic. So free yourself. u selfish pig. As long as you contnue to be a good dad, who cares what anyone says.
D) Murder/Suicide (if you cant afford a divorce but have to escape there is no choice, someone must die)
E) invent a time machine


I see OP says pleighboi going with OPtion B

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Tough situation.
A) Be a ''good'' guy, stay and ride it out till the kids hit 18. Then divorce with honor.
B) Have your cake and eat it. Save your family, stay together, beat it up it every 1nce or 2wice a week and have a mistress/mistresses but keep it respectful/never at home. But you get to keep your loving family. This my favorite option.
C)go head and Divorce and understand that youre hurting the kids but you cant be in an unnhappy situation, it will get toxic. So free yourself. u selfish pig. As long as you contnue to be a good dad, who cares what anyone says.
D) Murder/Suicide (if you cant afford a divorce but have to escape there is no choice, someone must die)
E) invent a time machine

F) She finds out because you'll eventually get caught, takes you to the cleaners, you become a weekend dad, she finds some else who gets to spend more time with your children than you do while you folk over money to a household you don't even live in.

 

[number21]

She got 2 young kids in her late 30s and a jacked up body. She divorce him she gonna die alone with a dog. Yall need to stop. Nobody wifing that up. Loss of physical/ sexual attraction can definitely happen in any relationship especially if someones body changes. If he is still doing his job as a provider and father what does it matter? People work out arrangements all the time. If he needs a side piece then so be it.

This. Cats are lost in the sauce.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Couldn't they both go to the gym together?

The gym alone won’t fix it. She needs to also combine that with changing her diet/nutrition. I heard A lot of body builders say that it’s 75% diet/nutrition, 25% workout

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Just have her put on one of the Mr Perfect singlets and move the bottom to the side

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Thanks for almost dying having my kids


@ThrobbingHood gonna need a pic to understand.


Doesn't have to be hers of course, I've seen loose skin but I feel like it's being blown out of proportion

I found a picture similar to the one he showed me. You were warned.

I don't mind stretch marks.

That sarlacc pit stomach thing tho... I can't rock with it.

Spoiler: Nasty fukked up stomach, view at your own risk

 

[Ahadi]

She finds out
Them papers get served
She gets her body right
Starts getting the bottom knock out by a nikka named Lambo
So now the nikka paying child support/alimony
While a young nikka eating all the snacks and drinking all the Capri-suns
I hope his spiritual fitness is ready

Women love getting focused & body on point to spite a man.



The only battery they need

 

[karim]

She got 2 young kids in her late 30s and a jacked up body. She divorce him she gonna die alone with a dog. Yall need to stop. Nobody wifing that up. Loss of physical/ sexual attraction can definitely happen in any relationship especially if someones body changes. If he is still doing his job as a provider and father what does it matter? People work out arrangements all the time. If he needs a side piece then so be it.

Ok, so by this logic, if a breh starts getting a beer belly in his late 30's, or his hairline recedes, his wife is justified when she starts cheating with her personal trainer as long as she continues to take care of the kids and has dinner ready when her husband comes home

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Your friend is the definition of a selfish a$$hole

 

[Jasonmask]

Y’all sound like some broads on here

 

[old boy]

ghostface - titties sagging, stomach on some shriveled up prune shyt

 

[number21]

Ok, so by this logic, if a breh starts getting a beer belly in his late 30's, or his hairline recedes, his wife is justified when she starts cheating with her personal trainer as long as she continues to take care of the kids and has dinner ready when her husband comes home

Men and women aren't the same or equal.

So, stop it breh.

 

[Strapped]

He can invest in a tummy tuck