MTV Real World: Portland (Season 28)

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Please pardon my lack of brevity. I live typed between commercial breaks.

Johnny is super wack now. Espically after all that Boston talk and
he didn't do anything to Jordan's face. I can't stand dude's voice. F the Celtics. Knicks hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nia is a fool. I am remorseful that she is on display in this
fashion but I'm here for the fukkery.

Bird is so lammmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee.

Marlon is a booty pirate so anything he says is only for the lulz.

YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! A clothes ghost. Great TV. Nia is here to
save this season. Where does the act stop and Nia begin?

Nia Vs. Daisy HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avery mom is something else.

Dudes shaking ass? CMON SON.

Why are they collabahating? I hate when females do that ish.

I love that wheat thins commercial.

What barber pushed Marlon's hairline back so far? DAMN.

Women? That's the best you could come up with?

J cole? Nah. Interesting that Marlon likes Ross. Two liars, huh?

This dude Marlon. Don't no one want to hear this. This ain't
your show. And you're a homosexual bruh. Stop the lies.

Nia got hit with the ra*pe? Damn. That's a raw story. I wonder
how common it is as far as duke getting off scott free. MTV knew they hit oil with her. They fumbled the pen heavy trying to get her to sign.

Yes. I do. HAAAAAAAA! Jordan hates Jessica. Should've been nice so you could hit.

Degeneration X sighting.

MTV wrong from zooming in on his hand.

Jordan's suspenders? LOL

Why did she chuck her food?

That music cue though? Hilarious.

Damn. They a fool for this.

MTV has godly editors. I have much to learn. Superb.

I'm so very confused by Nia. She shall cement her legacy
this season. I can't wait til she gives Averey the Kratos.
 

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IDGAF, ALex is fine.


:whoa::whoa::whoa: Avery is nowhere near above average. Party foul bro, she's right at the average line. You clearly haven't around enough white girls to know. Not mention she has no ass at all.

She's a 6.5-7 at best. No more, no less. I'd f*ck and KIM. No simping.

fukk Alex b, she's on that no nikka policy. she's even insinuated it herself.:snoop::obama2:

but :usure: about Avery being average? The average white chick ain't walking around looking like that b. Chick is fine as fukk.

it goes like this for me Nia=Avery>Joi>>>Jessica>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bird
 

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My bad, let me break down my terminology for yall.

Average to me =being able to walk down the street to the bar/club / etc. and effortlessly pulling a chick like Avery, no problem.

Thus dyme a dozen. Like I said, I'd hit, then KIM, I come across chicks like her all the time. :manny:





Let me find out you here caping for every above average white girl.


Sh*tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Let's hope I never get famous :mjpls:
There's way too many pics of me in compromising positions with pawgs :snoop:
I could never be a black activist. :sad:
 

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for the life of me idk why he decided to tell that chick he had sex with a dude.... do you want smash her or not breh ?

bring back LEROY!
 

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My bad, let me break down my terminology for yall.

Average to me =being able to walk down the street to the bar/club / etc. and effortlessly pulling a chick like Avery, no problem.

Thus dyme a dozen. Like I said, I'd hit, then KIM, I come across chicks like her all the time. :manny:





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like an average dude can pull a 6.5-7 with ease.... gtfo

first of all women date up anyway, so only 8s are going to pull a 6.5 like that with ease. there is a reason the avg male only has like 7 sexual partners in their lifetime
 

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like an average dude can pull a 6.5-7 with ease.... gtfo

first of all women date up anyway, so only 8s are going to pull a 6.5 like that with ease. there is a reason the avg male only has like 7 sexual partners in their lifetime

:what: I really don't get what you're trying to say. Idk about what the "average" dude does. The only person, I can keep account of is me. I tend to have an incredibly easier time "pulling" females than most of my friends for some reason. Whenever I'm in a social setting, I'm the go to guy, chicks want to f*ck with. The baddest chicks, most dudes are eye f*cking, usually approach me or "put themselves in a position" to be hit on. :manny:

If not, I approach them, and they're almost always receptive to game and getting "acquainted" in the future.

Some cats have it like that

Also by pull I just mean f*ck,not date; short flings.

And :smh: @ 7 sexual partners. I passed that threshold a long time ago...

I don't know too many of friends whom are seriously "dating" someone at 21...
 

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