Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

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Medieval battles. Hero always seems to find his archnenemy on the field in an all out melee then they have a fukking convo while everyone is fighting around them, nobody even trying to shoot their shot with the two dudes standing idle :dead:
nobody thought about jumping batman when he was about to face bane
This one never goes away

Hectic moment in an action movie:

"I'll handle this, you guys go now! Get out of here!:birdman:


"But :to:"



"I said go :pacspit:"


Guy dies


"Noooooo :bryan:"



"Its too late we can't save him now :mjpls:"




How many times have Hollywood killed this scene :mjlol:

and you just know he's the expendable character when he's about to start speaking :dead:
 

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awkward nerd or outcast that the hot girl secretly finds attractive :beli: probably been mentioned plenty of times by now but AvP is on and it's one of the opening scenes :beli:
 

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This one never goes away

Hectic moment in an action movie:

"I'll handle this, you guys go now! Get out of here!:birdman:


"But :to:"



"I said go :pacspit:"


Guy dies


"Noooooo :bryan:"



"Its too late we can't save him now :mjpls:"




How many times have Hollywood killed this scene :mjlol:
Just how the Defenders season ended
 

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Literally every cop show that wants people to think it's smart



Generic white lead

Obvious model looking woman. Can be Latina or racially ambiguous. Way too young to be a detective. In her mid 20s. Always wear grey dress pants.


Generic black guy. Muscular and clean shaven head. Can have goatee and wear tight t shirts


They have their own private jet to arrive at the crime scene


Every crime they solve is a SAW movie.
 

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Literally every cop show that wants people to think it's smart



Generic white lead

Obvious model looking woman. Can be Latina or racially ambiguous. Way too young to be a detective. In her mid 20s. Always wear grey dress pants.


Generic black guy. Muscular and clean shaven head. Can have goatee and wear tight t shirts


They have their own private jet to arrive at the crime scene


Every crime they solve is a SAW movie.

Minus the jet, even Dexter season 1 had all those characters :ohhh:
 

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Literally every cop show that wants people to think it's smart



Generic white lead

Obvious model looking woman. Can be Latina or racially ambiguous. Way too young to be a detective. In her mid 20s. Always wear grey dress pants.


Generic black guy. Muscular and clean shaven head. Can have goatee and wear tight t shirts


They have their own private jet to arrive at the crime scene


Every crime they solve is a SAW movie.

Man if Brooklyn 99 wasn't a comedy :mjlol:
 

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Literally every cop show that wants people to think it's smart



Generic white lead

Obvious model looking woman. Can be Latina or racially ambiguous. Way too young to be a detective. In her mid 20s. Always wear grey dress pants.


Generic black guy. Muscular and clean shaven head. Can have goatee and wear tight t shirts


They have their own private jet to arrive at the crime scene


Every crime they solve is a SAW movie.

The female detective has a tough exterior and a non-existent social life and has a suitor desperately trying to get her to smile or have fun.
 

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Speaking of unlikely crime solving scenarios "The police gave up on this case...but I didn't" could be the tagline for a bunch of ish.

Way too many shows still get people smoking bud wrong. Character gets high and instantly becomes a flower child who can't function in even the most basic circumstance.
 

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Horror film one.

Scene: Tense build up, music is getting faster, person is in their house and is being hunted/stalked by a killer...they do something to find the killer e.g open closet door, or walk around the corner, or pull back the shower curtain and it’s nothing there and the music goes silent :mjgrin:

Then about 2 seconds later the killer surprises them from behind:sadcam:

It happens so much in horror films I know know not to get shook. It’s a delayed tactic. They did it a few times recently in IT and I was just chilling there like “I knew that shyt was coming :usure:
 
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