Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

[ALTRUISM]

When the main character wants to know the villain's plans and the latter just spills the beans on everything for no reason on some "I'll tell you before you die" shyt. Like, no, just kill the guy. Leave the explanation for a trusted goon or associate.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Medieval battles. Hero always seems to find his archnenemy on the field in an all out melee then they have a fukking convo while everyone is fighting around them, nobody even trying to shoot their shot with the two dudes standing idle

THIS!!

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Movies where muhfukkas just KNOW the exact Bible verse

 

[eufemism]

Every person always looking like a model on these CW shows like #uglygang doesn't run deep

 

[Sunalmighty]

People waking up with no crust in their eye
White folks taking showers WITHOUT soap
Black single mother on drugs
White single mother in school

 

[Sunalmighty]

• Michael Bay's hero rising in slow motion scenes
• the main character not being able to see his kids due to a divorce, but the ex wife always has a reason for being a character.
• random office phone rings and the person in background picks up the phone and talks with no sound.
• the bad guys always know where the good guys stay and vice versa.

 

[TTT]

Giving hip hop inspired nicknames to black characters. I thought T-Dog had to be the worst name i heard.

 

[KalKal]

The old "if you die in a dream/VR you die for real" bit.
I once dreamed that I fell off a building and hit the ground, and I'm still here.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Movies where muhfukkas just KNOW the exact Bible verse

"ahh Corinthians 11:23 nice choice"

People waking up with no crust in their eye
White folks taking showers WITHOUT soap
Black single mother on drugs
White single mother in school

one of them is always a nurse too

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

 

[Shang Tsung]

In horror movies, when the killer or monster is shown creeping/watching an unsuspecting protagonist and then the killer or monster vanishes when the protagonist turns around.
basically the entire The Strangers movie

 

[Brandeezy]

90/00s Horror movies:

*The bloodied & dirty Scream Queen comes up with a last minute plan*

*Traps the ______*

*Pulls out a lighter with a smug look on her face*

"Burn bytch"

*House explodes throwing the Scream Queen onto the front lawn*

*Scream Queen limps to an object where she falls down next to and looks at the fire*

*Cop sirens blare in the distance as it fades to black*

Ending:

*Scream Queen gets ready for school*

*She closes the door to her room*

*The camera zooms to her closet where _________ lays waiting*

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Main character works a shytty burger flipping job but drives a full operated 1977 mustang/Stringeay covertte/challenger or any fast car from the 70s as if it came right out the factory and lives in a 5 bed room condo on the 50th floor in NYC.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Bad guy is in a car being chased by the good guy. The bad guys car crashes. The good guy rushes to the crash and the bad guy has vanished without a trace. And no search is even attempted the good guy just curses and scene ends.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The monster is coming towards the main character and she just stops to look at it for a good 3 seconds, instead of running full speed the opposite direction.