Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

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Woman has argument with husband/boyfriend/family member/antagonist immediately after the person she was arguing with walks out the door she either falls or the argument causes the woman to have a miscarriage
 

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Old commander: we need you, Johnny. You're the only one who can stop him.
Hero(in a wife beater with Doritos dust, five day stubble): why me?
Old commander: cuz you're the best!

Just once I want to hear the dude say "well, the guy the temp agency sent over didn't work out."

I thought I told you honkeys i was out of the game
 

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Woman has argument with husband/boyfriend/family member/antagonist immediately after the person she was arguing with walks out the door she either falls or the argument causes the woman to have a miscarriage

That actually happened to me. I was spazzing on my chick. I went to work and she called and said se was having pains or whatever and i'm like whatever bytch. Then I get a call she at the hospital and well u ... shyt is crazy.
 

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-What about movies where the villiain takes shots to the body and is just left there. Why not send a bullet to their brain confirm the kill.

-How are all the guys disappearing so quickly
"Ok I think he's dead"
*Turns head slightly to the left then looks back*
:ohhh:

-What about when stoners get high in a movie. They always act like it's the first time ever smoking weed and indulge in all types of fukkery.

The worst I've seen weed being wrongly portrayed was in The Wayans Brothers

 
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-What about when stoners get high in a movie. They always act like it's the first time ever smoking weed and indulge in all types of fukkery.

The worst I've seen weed being wrongly portrayed was in The Wayans Brothers

The Wayans Bros - Season 5, Episode 8: The High Life (Full Episode Part 5/6) - YouTube
this is hella on point. most stoners can smoke a ton and the only way to tell theyre high is by their eyes/physical effects no homo. if they act normal its impossible to tell really.
 

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this is hella on point. most stoners can smoke a ton and the only way to tell theyre high is by their eyes/physical effects no homo. if they act normal its impossible to tell really.

ah but we know exactly why they do this

it falls in line with the propaganda that pot smokers are crazy /erractic
 

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Old commander: we need you, Johnny. You're the only one who can stop him.
Hero(in a wife beater with Doritos dust, five day stubble): why me?
Old commander: cuz you're the best!

Just once I want to hear the dude say "well, the guy the temp agency sent over didn't work out."

I remember on Die Hard 4 when John McClain told the Dell Guy straight up:

Dell Guy: You're a hero!:cheers:

John McClain: :dry:Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. Pat on the back, blah blah blah. 'Attaboy.' You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. [I do this] because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so [I'm] doing it. :birdman:

Dell Guy: :krs:

Me At Home Watching: :myman:
 

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Someone always dying in hood movies, it's suppose to come off as real but come on it was so unnecessary for G-Baby to die in Hardball.

Characters hanging out with their exes all the time like it's cool and nothing ever happened before... I'm looking at you Friends and How I Met Your Mother

When the two main characters first meet they hate each other cause of their differences but they find out they have more in common then they thought.
 

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Bride/groom to be is about to be married, standing at the alter when...

...their true love bursts thru the door exclaiming their love for aforementioned bride/groom. Bride/groom and lover have romantic embrace and leave the church while the jilted bride/groom are standing there with the :dwillhuh: face.

This shyt is so unrealistic. Do you know how much weddings cost?!?!?!? Aint nobody pullin that bullshyt in real life. :leostare:

ADD ON

i actually know someone who was left at the alter. she ran back to her ex boyfriend. dude used to be a heavy 240 lbs, he now weighs 170 lb. never seen a man more depressed in my life.
 

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Not to say that it doesn't happen but this White Savior shyt (A white guy or girl saving an individual minority or group) has gotta cease:

Blind Side
Avatar (yes, this shyt is included)
The Help
Invictus
The Principal
Glory
Dangerous Minds
Freedom Writers
Diff'rent Strokes (TV)
Webster (TV)
Forrest Gump (Bubba)
The Soloist
Welcome Back, Mr. Kotter (TV)
Monster's Ball
Machine Gun Preacher
Cool Runnings
Dances with Wolves
The Bodyguard
Radio (Cuba Gooding)
Blood Diamonds
The Last Samurai
Gran Torino
Wildcats (Goldie Hawn)
District 9 (along the same lines as Avatar)

Way too many to name. shyt is fukking annoying....and these type of movies constantly are being made.

I invite you all to name more.
 

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Two main characters are best friends. Something happens for them to get angry at eachother and split up, only to be reunited again at the end. Tired of this shyt. :smh:

People getting knocked out in movies is so misrepresented. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get knocked out COLD, as in, no movement, no response at all from suffering a blow from a fist. People usually do that snoring thing when they get knocked out properly :lolbron:

Females being the logical, grounded figures in the relationship. :comeon:
 
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