Movie cliches that never happen in real life...
- Thread starter Mr Hate Coffee
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That's what Alicia Keys did. And soon after she ran off with swizz beats.
Lol. This one. A trained fit female can surely destroy an average male. But as soon as her male opponent is of equal skill that shyt becomes a joke.
This one's realistic actually. People become clumsy and make mistakes when panicking.
storyteller
Veteran
Couple on the verge of splitting goes into a random side room to argue. Suddenly the door knob starts to turn and in the instant it takes to open the couple has managed to run across the room, jump into a closet and make it look like nothing happened...silently.
The people who enter the room turn out to be the masterminds of some nefarious plot that they discuss openly while the couple hears every detail...this sets off a dangerous adventure that brings the couple back together and saves their relationship...
The people who enter the room turn out to be the masterminds of some nefarious plot that they discuss openly while the couple hears every detail...this sets off a dangerous adventure that brings the couple back together and saves their relationship...
SuikodenII
Where's Suikoden VI??????
ANything you see in a romance/drama or romance/comedy concerning romance or relationship
Everyone dying around u in a gun fight cept you
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Couple on the verge of splitting goes into a random side room to argue. Suddenly the door knob starts to turn and in the instant it takes to open the couple has managed to run across the room, jump into a closet and make it look like nothing happened...silently.
The people who enter the room turn out to be the masterminds of some nefarious plot that they discuss openly while the couple hears every detail...this sets off a dangerous adventure that brings the couple back together and saves their relationship...
Car chases that end up in either the bad or good guy's car flippin' over mad times. Not only are they still alive despite the car bein' totaled, but they're still healthy enough to run around lookin' for their target still bustin' their guns...no limb damage at all 
I be like
when I see a totaled car in a movie and when the person searches that car for their target, they already vanished. There's no fukkin' way you would've been able to get out that mangled shyt that quick IRL 
[Jay-Z]Rappers y'all runnin around, like I won't gun ya down
Last nikka that fronted, two shots spun 'em around LAWD![Jay-Z]
I be like
when I see a totaled car in a movie and when the person searches that car for their target, they already vanished. There's no fukkin' way you would've been able to get out that mangled shyt that quick IRL [Jay-Z]Rappers y'all runnin around, like I won't gun ya down
Last nikka that fronted, two shots spun 'em around LAWD![Jay-Z]
nobody waits for their change
also, when the camera does a double take. like it swings past a person then swings back to them. who does that shyt
also, when the camera does a double take. like it swings past a person then swings back to them. who does that shyt
the most bullshyt gunfight scene was the ending of Enemy of the State with Will Smith!!!!!!!!!
start at 7:00
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OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Kill Bills one of my favorite movies.
But
thats every action movie ever
Trucks/18 wheelers never even attempt to stop or slow down when they're about to run someone over
Muthafukkas always want to split up when some psycho is on the loose in a building/area they're not familiar with
Muthafukkas always want to split up when some psycho is on the loose in a building/area they're not familiar with
*Trips, falls, and breaks arm in the process
*Tendons in arm heals too lightly*
*Can now throw pitches at over 100 mph*
*Becomes starting pitcher for MLB team*
*Tendons in arm heals too lightly*
*Can now throw pitches at over 100 mph*
*Becomes starting pitcher for MLB team*
Black Noise
Pro
Old commander: we need you, Johnny. You're the only one who can stop him.
Hero(in a wife beater with Doritos dust, five day stubble): why me?
Old commander: cuz you're the best!
Just once I want to hear the dude say "well, the guy the temp agency sent over didn't work out."
Hero(in a wife beater with Doritos dust, five day stubble): why me?
Old commander: cuz you're the best!
Just once I want to hear the dude say "well, the guy the temp agency sent over didn't work out."