c/s...people at his funeral like "I wonder what he found out, and who wanted to keep him from talking"
Movie cliches that never happen in real life...
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In war movies, if someone shows a picture and talks about their kids/wife back home, they are dead.
Grocery bags always have celery or french bread sticking out
Guy 1: Man, this mystery is one of a kind...
Guy 2: Yea this one is...*notices some crucial shyt about some evidence* my god...THAT'S IT!!
Guy 1:what?
Guy 2: I'll tell you later! Meet me at the crime scene!
I put up a facebook status about this a month or 2 ago. This right here is the meat and bones of Scooby Doo. After I realized this I wanted to
velmaEssentially, every fukkn episode of Scooby Doo, velma knows who the fukkn criminal is before they catch them. But NOOOOOOBODY ever knows this. And Scooby and Shaggy are the fukkn guinea pigs every.single.fukkn.time. That bytch velma is selfish as fukk. Whens the last time you seen her pop off for the team??? To quote Nas bytch, "You never stood on no blocks, streets, or corners with zombies, ghouls and gangsters."
Can't get mad at just Velma, Freddy is off doing coke and gettin the yams from Daphne while Scoopy and Shaggy are putting their lives in danger.I put up a facebook status about this a month or 2 ago. This right here is the meat and bones of Scooby Doo. After I realized this I wanted to
Essentially, every fukkn episode of Scooby Doo, velma knows who the fukkn criminal is before they catch them. But NOOOOOOBODY ever knows this. And Scooby and Shaggy are the fukkn guinea pigs every.single.fukkn.time. That bytch velma is selfish as fukk. Whens the last time you seen her pop off for the team??? To quote Nas bytch, "You never stood on no blocks, streets, or corners with zombies, ghouls and gangsters."
Velma, Daphne,and Freddy don't even think twice "hey, even though this isn't a real monster and it's a guy in a costume. He might be a psycho/sociopath since he's willing to dress like a werewolf/zombie/ghost/vampire just to steal some real estate or run down carnival or mansion. Hey maybe the person may actually try to kill us."
at sending Scoopy and Shaggy to life threatening situations on a daily basis for some LSD laced doggy treats.
storyteller
Veteran
The chick that every guy is after winds up with the nice guy and doesn't cheat on him 
Thots do this shyt all the time. " I have to know if I still have feelings" ass bytches while in a relationship.or the bytch that was waiting 15 years for their "true love"... that they had a relationship with at age 12
Maybe not from 12 but best believe they got some unfinished business
Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
getting in a serious accident and having little to no head trauma
in Chronicle this nikka blew up an entire gas station and was completely engulfed in flames...then he's in the hospital with a little scrape on his head lol
in Chronicle this nikka blew up an entire gas station and was completely engulfed in flames...then he's in the hospital with a little scrape on his head lol
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I came in this thread to post this same cliche like what man is gonna stand their likewhile some ex runs in your wedding and steals your bride in front of your family,friends,and coworkers. Everyone there afterwards is gonna lose all respect for you, more than likely you'll have a hard time even getting hoes to date you once it gets out you got your bride jacked at your own wedding, chicks ain't gonna respect that. If you did find a new girl she gonna run all over you and you'd have
miserable life.
In real life if something like that happens bul has to get dressed up for ruining the wedding
Real talk I ALWAYS thought that shyt was dumb as fukk.
My girl was watching some episode of Greys Anatomy where the lights-skinned c00n looks his BLACK GIRLFRIEND IN THE FACE WITH THE
and stands up to declare his love for the Cac bytch whose at the altar
are you fukking kidding me!!!?!!! They would've LYNCHED that ****** on the SPOT for interrupting white folks weddings.
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Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
The band playing while the ship is sinking
Sly and the family stone would never
Sly and the family stone would never
Real talk I ALWAYS thought that shyt was dumb as fukk.
My girl was watching some episode of Greys Anatomy where the lights-skinned c00n looks his BLACK GIRLFRIEND IN THE FACE WITH THE
This shyt right here
That shyt irritates the hell outa me for some reason
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Hero or good guy always gets shot in the shoulder, a tell tale he will live.
The good guy who turns bad but then turns good again always dies.
The good guy who turns bad but then turns good again always dies.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The cop thing is hilarious .cops having a shootout with the bad guys, off a hunch they have no warrant, disobey the Chief/Internal Affairs/Captain/LT whoever kill mad bad guys yet no one ever gets fired or suspended. For example Dirty Harry and Cobra were running around offing criminals with no remorse taking the law in their own hands without any repercussions.
Somebody is about to make a messed up decision, a friend or family member somehow just suspects what was about to happen and gives some sort of speech and changing person mind. For the most part in real life a person gonna do what they were thinking of doing anyway and suffer the consequences and then beand wished they listened in the 1st place.
How about when the cop is suspended or the suspect in a crime and he still goes and takes down the gang /killer /mobsters whatever after illegally going into the property they are on , doesn't find evidence and kills everyone and yet becomes a hero and get exonerated