Movie cliches that never happen in real life...
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what about when someone finds out a crucial clue to a mystery and they don't immediately say what that shyt is.Guy 1: Man, this mystery is one of a kind...
Guy 2: Yea this one is...*notices some crucial shyt about some evidence* my god...THAT'S IT!!
Guy 1:
what? Guy 2: I'll tell you later! Meet me at the crime scene!
Plain clothes cops chasing a suspect just randomly start carjacking anyone they want...
When people are on the run, they always talk for JUST enough time not to be traced.
And speaking of perfect timing, whenever they turn on the radio, it's riiight when there's a special announcement to be made.
And speaking of perfect timing, whenever they turn on the radio, it's riiight when there's a special announcement to be made.
HollywoodP
#LongLive24 #TMC America's Team, Lakeshow, & ASU
when the nikka gets shot up and the end by the ak and the bullets keep him up in the air with their arms flailing wildly and shyt...see training day...and set it off.
This is a two parter:
A) I hate it when something bad is happening and they have a guy on the squad that they KNOW can solve the problem but for some reason the bosses don't want to use them for some illogical reason. Then the bosses get mad when the "problem solver" goes rouge to solve the problem on his own but instead of letting the "problem solver" solve the problem the bosses send a whole bunch of goons to stop them aka accidentally help out the bad guys in the process. Then despite all odds the "problem solver" solves the problem as usual but instead of being rewarded the bosses either: fire them, send them to jail, strip them of their rank or pay, or kill them. Examples: Jack Bauer of 24, James Bond of James Bond movies, McNulty and his crew from The Wire, Vic Mackey from The Shield, Dr. House from House, etc...
B) I hate it when the bosses want the "problem solver" to solve a problem but ALWAYS gets mad at them for not following official proceedures even though the bosses know following protocol NEVER helps anybody and they know that the bad guys know how they opperate... yet the bosses want the "problem solver" to follow the rules.
A) I hate it when something bad is happening and they have a guy on the squad that they KNOW can solve the problem but for some reason the bosses don't want to use them for some illogical reason. Then the bosses get mad when the "problem solver" goes rouge to solve the problem on his own but instead of letting the "problem solver" solve the problem the bosses send a whole bunch of goons to stop them aka accidentally help out the bad guys in the process. Then despite all odds the "problem solver" solves the problem as usual but instead of being rewarded the bosses either: fire them, send them to jail, strip them of their rank or pay, or kill them. Examples: Jack Bauer of 24, James Bond of James Bond movies, McNulty and his crew from The Wire, Vic Mackey from The Shield, Dr. House from House, etc...
B) I hate it when the bosses want the "problem solver" to solve a problem but ALWAYS gets mad at them for not following official proceedures even though the bosses know following protocol NEVER helps anybody and they know that the bad guys know how they opperate... yet the bosses want the "problem solver" to follow the rules.
Secondary character meets up with antagonist in a dark, secluded place to tell antagonist that he's onto him, that he won't get away with it, and that he's going to the police with the evidence, which he's holding in his hand.
Secondary character hits antagonist with a finaland turns and starts walking away.
Antagonist likeand shoots / stabs secondary character in the back and takes evidence.
Secondary character lays dying on the floor like"whyyyyy did this happen...?"
Oh Ned
When you have a full load, its pointless to stop. The necessary amount of time you need to stop isn't possible with out fukking your shyt up, and if im fukking my shyt up for your stupidity, you're getting fukked up too.
*hero soundly defeats bad guy, bad guy slumped over coughin up blood or pantin heavy or some shyt, hero aims gun for final shot*
bad guy: "what??? what now you're gonna KILL ME
we both know you dont have it in you 
"
hero: ".............. you're right. i dont have it in me. thats why i'm gonna do xyz 
" *turns and walks off victoriously*
bad guy: "
hero! dammit hero don't you walk away from me!!! *grabs gun laying to his side and prepares to shoot* hey hero!"
*hero inexplicably knows, calmly turns back around and kills bad guy in one shot*
in real life this fakkit woulda died tryna turn around while the bad guy who ALREADY GOT THE AIM ON HIM wet him up. and even if he did turn around in time, it aint gon be on no "one shot is all i need" type bullshyt
bad guy: "what??? what now you're gonna KILL ME
we both know you dont have it in you " hero: "
.............. you're right. i dont have it in me. thats why i'm gonna do xyz " *turns and walks off victoriously* bad guy: "
hero! dammit hero don't you walk away from me!!! *grabs gun laying to his side and prepares to shoot* hey hero!" *hero inexplicably knows, calmly turns back around and kills bad guy in one shot*
in real life this fakkit woulda died tryna turn around while the bad guy who ALREADY GOT THE AIM ON HIM wet him up. and even if he did turn around in time, it aint gon be on no "one shot is all i need" type bullshyt
Varys' Nutsack
thrown in da bushes
Some of us aren't soo lucky...
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Guy 1: Man, this mystery is one of a kind...
Guy 2: Yea this one is...*notices some crucial shyt about some evidence* my god...THAT'S IT!!
Guy 1:
Guy 2: I'll tell you later! Meet me at the crime scene!
The farther away the end of the movie, the higher the chance of Guy 2's demise.
c/s...people at his funeral like "I wonder what he found out, and who wanted to keep him from talking"
Nobody ever locks doors on a sitcom
Bad guys always smokin cigars like newports aint shyt
That whole blind side shyt where that white ho goes into north memphis like she unjackable
Miami new york las vegas cop shows and nobody ever is corrupt
The sassy black nurse who saves lives with wit and love
Bad guys always smokin cigars like newports aint shyt
That whole blind side shyt where that white ho goes into north memphis like she unjackable
Miami new york las vegas cop shows and nobody ever is corrupt
The sassy black nurse who saves lives with wit and love
