Movie cliches that never happen in real life...
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Poetical Poltergeist
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All these romantic comedies, the main character always works for some magazine, or fashion company or some high profile office in NYC.
The notebook guy 
Saw he had another movie coming out.
Your typical girl has BF
New guy comes
Girl and New Guy Bond
Girl and New Guy Fall In Love
Girl Her BF and New Guy fight
BF is now Ex and New Guy and Girl live happily ever after
There is nothing romantic about any of this
Saw he had another movie coming out.
Your typical girl has BF
New guy comes
Girl and New Guy Bond
Girl and New Guy Fall In Love
Girl Her BF and New Guy fight
BF is now Ex and New Guy and Girl live happily ever after
There is nothing romantic about any of this
The Watcher
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Unemployed losers/baristas that dress in name brand gear and live in fantastic apartments in NYC that would easily cost $10000 a month to rent.
The hero is set up by nefarious villains as the patsy in some crazy money-laundering/extortion scheme. Hero finds the truth and confronts the villains, usually in a shoot-out where multiple people die. Hero never meets with a lawyer or steps foot in a courtroom, and gets to walk into the sunset at the end of the movie, usually with funky music playing, after exchanging a smart one-liner with the cop(s) who knows what "really" happened. The cop(s) who knows what "really" happened never have to do paperwork or explain the situation to anyone besides the chief.
The hero is set up by nefarious villains as the patsy in some crazy money-laundering/extortion scheme. Hero finds the truth and confronts the villains, usually in a shoot-out where multiple people die. Hero never meets with a lawyer or steps foot in a courtroom, and gets to walk into the sunset at the end of the movie, usually with funky music playing, after exchanging a smart one-liner with the cop(s) who knows what "really" happened. The cop(s) who knows what "really" happened never have to do paperwork or explain the situation to anyone besides the chief.
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
I hate it sports movies, well mainly some football films where there's just a few seconds left on the clock and they need a td. The play unfolds and they show the clock tick down as they run for the end zone, cuts back to the clock, cuts back to the player diving for the goal line just before the clock reaches zero. As if the play wouldn't count if he didn't get to the end zone before the time runs out. Makes u wonder if these film makers know anything about football.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Speaking of sports movies, crowd hates player/boxer/team prior to the event.. but after the event they gain a newfound respect for him/them 
See Rocky IV as a prime example. That Russian crowd would have killed him, instead they chant his name.
Romantic comedy - guy is a complete retard but wins over the dime who was never checkin for him
Romantic comedy - bad boy a$$hole turns into a good guy deep down.
See Rocky IV as a prime example. That Russian crowd would have killed him, instead they chant his name.
Romantic comedy - guy is a complete retard but wins over the dime who was never checkin for him
Romantic comedy - bad boy a$$hole turns into a good guy deep down.
The person who's broke and out of work who has a meet cute with the CEO of a multibillion dollar company and gets the job of a lifetime
Saysumthinfunnymike
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the Disney special... when a princess/senator's daughter/musician/actress falls for the guy who works at Best Buy.
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Hero falls off a cliff, there's no doubt he falls off the cliff. There's no way he didn't just plunge off the cliff into the abyss below.... Then they cut to him hanging on to some branch, or edging by one hand. Which would of been impossible.
Atsym Sknyfs
Superstar
nobody also turns the ignition when they get in cars.. they hop in car, somehow it starts and then they put it drive.. they never turned the ignition..
Atsym Sknyfs
Superstar
Computer Hackers... all you hear are random key presses for about 10 seconds .. then BAMN "I'm In!!!"
Forgot to add when they Get In..they gotta slam the last key press like is the big joker and you just ran a boston
Forgot to add when they Get In..they gotta slam the last key press like is the big joker and you just ran a boston
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Poetical Poltergeist
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That's one of the most annoying things. A bunch of sound effects when pressing random keys on the keyboard. shyt is annoying.
Well at least he has training . The f and f crew went from barely being able to hijack car parts due to truckers having a shotty to being the best strategists , hackers fighters drivers in the world ! They beating mercenaries and highly skilled assassins like nothing
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Being the huge F & F fan that I am.. I have to stick up for the series a little bit. 
Dom fought all his life. It's not unreasonable to think he could kick someone's ass in a fist fight. But his accuracy with weapons? Yeah, that's suspect.
Brian was an FBI agent. He at least had training.
Tyrese grew up in and out of prison and shyt. He must have known how to fight.
Ludacris character did seem to change as the series has gone on. I don't remember him being a tech/computer/etc expert until maybe Fast Five.
Dom fought all his life. It's not unreasonable to think he could kick someone's ass in a fist fight. But his accuracy with weapons? Yeah, that's suspect.
Brian was an FBI agent. He at least had training.
Tyrese grew up in and out of prison and shyt. He must have known how to fight.
Ludacris character did seem to change as the series has gone on. I don't remember him being a tech/computer/etc expert until maybe Fast Five.