Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"You're never going to get away with this"

"Oh, but i already have." Ha ha ha

*presses button to set off bomb, nothing happens *

*dying good guy then reveals he took out the microchip needed for the remote to detonate*

Bad guy:"I should've killed you when I had the chance."

Points gun at good guy.

We hear a gun shot. Bad guy falls down. The thought to be dead partner still bleeding stumbles over as he Saved the day.

Long shot of the warehouse, where the final act took place and a line of police cars are finally arriving to the scene, credits start to roll. The end.

 

[Iamnoone]

People never ever locking the door when they walk in or walk out of their homes/apartments

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

The cop thing is hilarious .
How about when the cop is suspended or the suspect in a crime and he still goes and takes down the gang /killer /mobsters whatever after illegally going into the property they are on , doesn't find evidence and kills everyone and yet becomes a hero and get exonerated

Police chief says "we're off the case"

Detectives go solve the case anyway.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

 

[BXKingPin82]

The cop thing is hilarious .
How about when the cop is suspended or the suspect in a crime and he still goes and takes down the gang /killer /mobsters whatever after illegally going into the property they are on , doesn't find evidence and kills everyone and yet becomes a hero and get exonerated

That shyt happened just like that in Ride Along 2

"Youre fired and youre suspended!


But please dont let that stop you from doing a bunch of illegal shyt to stop this guy you cant seem to find any hard evidence of doing wrong."

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Bride/groom to be is about to be married, standing at the alter when...

...their true love bursts thru the door exclaiming their love for aforementioned bride/groom. Bride/groom and lover have romantic embrace and leave the church while the jilted bride/groom are standing there with the face.

This shyt is so unrealistic. Do you know how much weddings cost?!?!?!? Aint nobody pullin that bullshyt in real life.

ADD ON

i know this is old... but that shyt happened before..... ALMOST


my asian breh tells me his cousin getting married so he can't ball that day

later on he calls me up like

"yooooooooooooooooo that wedding was crazy"


"i mean what the fukk... bytches was fukking after or the bride didn't show up or what"


"nikka (he was cool).... they about to wrap it up when her ex comes stumbling in the place drunk... he starts yelling how he loves her and they should be together and how this was all wrong"



"whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! then what happened"



"well the older women tried to get him out of there.. all calm and shyt... but he wouldn't leave and let the pastor finish... so all the cousins grouped up and beat his ass and threw him out"




""

 

[Rayzah]

How about people waking up from the hospital and yanking out all the IV's and shyt and walking out the hospital, like why would you do some dumb shyt like that and why is no one ever watching these people.. So you wake up after being knocked out for hours only to just pop up and continue the fukkery that sent you there in the first place.. fukk having symtons of a concussion or being weak from being out for so long

 

[Easy-E]

Police chief says "we're off the case"

Detectives go solve the case anyway.

Reckless cop always getting yelled at and reprimanded, but, never suspended.

 

[BXKingPin82]

How come hitmen in movies cant ever retire without having the whole agency come for that ass to kill him?

 

[Green negs and spam]

How come hitmen in movies cant ever retire without having the whole agency come for that ass to kill him?

And these agencies always have huge discrepancies when it comes to the ability of these agents.

 

[Grifter]

How come hitmen in movies cant ever retire without having the whole agency come for that ass to kill him?

or after retiring they grow a heart and feel the need to help someone out and form an attachment.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Thots do this shyt all the time. " I have to know if I still have feelings" ass bytches while in a relationship.

Maybe not from 12 but best believe they got some unfinished business

true... and they all on fb.... soon as they break up with their man i get a fukking message in my inbox from some chick from freshman year that i haven't seen since freshman year

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

20 trained killers can't kill 1 trained killer.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

20 trained killers can't kill 1 trained killer.

40 trained killers can't kill 1 cop (die hard)

nikka ain't no navy seal... cops do a few weeks of cop training and call it a day


reading his bio he was a cop since 77... die hard 1 happens in 88


11 year vet out here murking, out thinking, out gunning 40 damn hired mercs from all sorts of army, navy, seal training forces

 

[The axe murderer]

Not real life but damn they missed a lot on a 300 ft tall monster. And they did more damage than Godzilla did