mollywaterco

[The 2020 New Member]

so he's jumping in an empty pool, because mollywatr doesn't exist

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

can i get a link to the ellen the generous post and any other highlights.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I wanna know who this is though...

 

[b. woods]

Mods can we get these two smilies added?

This is for the nikkas in here caping for nigerian

And this is :nigifdup:

:mjlaff:

 

[Lord Scion]

can i get a link to the ellen the generous post and any other highlights.

I've had Nigerian on Facebook for like 8 months.

He's a pretty decent guy, he'd always talk to me about some strange shyt here and there, I always rooted for him but also I felt like he was very arrogant for no reason... overconfident without achieving too much. Still a decent guy but still, gotta do him dirty


This is a pic of a girl he was dating recently, he met her on OKCUPID and shyt

I'm a wolf

bytch look like a young Hilary Rodham

This nikka was depressed about it for weeks

F**K I thought that was Elen the Generous

 

[Kuuuuush]

don't really have much to add here that hasn't already been posted and don't feel the need to dogpile on the Nigerian, but I just HAVE to post in this legendary thread before its raised to the rafters in the coli. Been following this thread since the first page and cot damn I never thought it would reach these levels of fukkery and achieve this mix of quality/hilarious posting.
A big to all involved

 

[Darth Nubian]

Stop by the first page and dap up the threadstarter. This thread has been comedy for a week.

 

[Kings County]

-OP posted a link about the real molly WATER company, selling a real product to real people
-brehs proceed to rape Nigerian
-Nigerian and kermit deny
-the guy that runs molly water joins the coli and proceeds to sell water and give us a %15 discount, free shipping, t-shirt etc
-bunch of coli brehs proceed to order
-Nigerian and kermit cry
-a breh finds a guys comments online saying the Nigerian is shady, said guy runs a marketing company
-Nigerian says the guy called him a ninja and post the email with the guys contact info
-a couple of brehs email and call the guy tell him to join the coli, he does
- Nigerian attempts to cry wolf by saying we here at the coli (mods and admin included) are racist
-Nigerian and kermit bytch n moan
- the guy who runs the marketing company allegedley has documentation of the nigerian foul business practices, we still waiting on him
-We have now discovered evidence of Nigerian using a child's murder to promote his product
-the real molly WATER gives a 16% discount and free stuff if you use the discount code NIGERIAN
-the marketing guy tells us that during his Skype meeting Nigerian wanted the guy to give him $10,000 for 1% stake of mollywatr, that's the equivalent of a million dollars for the whole company
-kermit comes to his senses
-we also learned that the Nigerian is on the verge of being evicted from his loft because the landlord thinks he is a drug dealer due to the term molly

i fukks with nigerian love seeing a black man come up but got dayum the coli wolves do not forgive, do not forget

 

[Kings County]

This is a pic of a girl he was dating recently, he met her on OKCUPID and shyt

I'm a wolf

Nigerian i can forgive many things, but not this

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Saw this on the Mollywatr facebook posted today...

Hey Hydraters, in case you didn't know, the #MOLLYWATR Movement is #Haterproof.

Be sure to buy this design once we launch our webstore which is coming very soon.

Don't just like, VOTE: http://bit.ly/Hzal0d

I'm done.

 

[Jayou Ayen]

Saw this on the Mollywatr facebook posted today...

too little, too late




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[Jamal514]

This Sean dude came through and got his Triple H on, straight up buried The Nigerian and Mollywatr

 

[How Sway?]

i cant lie, @The Nigerian 's logo/design is way better than that one

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

Is this the death of Molly Watr?

There's a new nikka running the hydration game, out chea? I don't know how to feel about this brehs Nigerian's been coli fam since the days of chicken scraps, before daps. But I guess it's electrolyte levels to this shyt

They Barksdale'd my dude Ken and took all his corners. Selling those WMDs, Pandemics and 12 for 40 plastic tops to these fiends Molly Water Co funna wet up the block with those high pH water guns. Alkaline-47s for you soft drink guzzling fakkitsMolly Water got the juice now, but I'm gonna need to see some Molly Water hoodies, fitteds, durags, and special edition Nike Air Mollys before I crown y'all

every comment is like an anticipated review or corso game of the week shyt

 

[sanityovar8ted]

is how i feel coming out this thread