They could put homie on shore duty for his first command.
He'd be stuck in the states for a minimum of like 2 years.
Just buy some p*ssy, fam. p*ssy in general is overrated, so making such a massive life decision like joining an authoritative oligarchy because of it is wild asf imo.
I mean, getting bytches was on my list for reasons to join, but that shyt was like #15 out of a list of 20. Join the military for guap, for power and authority, for a relatively — in comparison with the civilian sector — quick road to the middle-class, for school, for the uniforms (that was one of the reasons why I joined the navy,) for discipline and a mandatory routine, for structure, in order to stick to some sort of familial legacy, i.e., all of your predecessors were veterans, etc.
Getting bytches should be a pastime, not a high priority.
Homie has his priorites fukked up but homie needs help in this regard and mentioned it too. Again that's why I suggested that he do anything he could to get sea duty. That way he gets some bread and some head in a foreign port. a pressed incel doesn't look that different in a culture where nikkas are at sea for a couple of months and he asks Where the hoes at?
But joining any land based service an excessively dry dikked nikka would stick out like a sore thumb.
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