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Lol opsec..I got ya
I had a cat at my civilian job that happened to have been stationed at the same squadron I was in South Korea, he came at me bragging about some juicy he fell in love with out there, I was disgusted
exactly...like he won some prize or something. We had this married guy that started neglecting his wife and seed back home because he fell "in love" with some juicy.
Str8 cut them off where she had to get the shirt involved. To make matters worse, she was fukking everybody for free on sundays
exactly...like he won some prize or something. We had this married guy that started neglecting his wife and seed back home because he fell "in love" with some juicy.
Str8 cut them off where she had to get the shirt involved. To make matters worse, she was fukking everybody for free on sundays
Here is a crazy story. I was at a training camp in Germany preparing to go to Iraq with my unit. I was on guard duty all night and the a$$hole designers decided to put the shytter outside the fukking locked gates.
There are no where to take a shyt and I had the squirts man.
I tried holding it but nikka had 6 hours left.
I got out that tower and took a squat right behind a Humvee and shyt all over the place. I went back on duty like nothing was wrong.
I am sleeping the next day trying to recover when my commander comes in with the first sergeant to recover me for command on post, a full bird colonel and Sergeant Major.
My first sergeant has no clue what is going on but has that look like, "nikka you better not get us in trouble."
I sit down in front of the Full Bird Colonel and Sergeant Major. They close the door.
Sergeant Major "Son, I would like to discuss guard duty last evening.It appears someone took a shyt in the Motor Pool behind a vehicle. Do you know anything about that?"
Me "Oh that? Yeah that was me."
They both started dying laughing. The First Sergeant opened the door to see what the commotion was.
" Son, why the hell did you do that?"
Sergeant Major can't control himself. He is just dying.
"Some knucklehead decided to put the only toilet on the other side of a locked gate. It was almost like the motor pool staff was taunting me, so I was like
and went behind the Humvee to do God's work."
They were like
The Sergeant Major said "Those guys were so pissed! They had to clean that shyt up. "
I was like "Sorry."
They couldn't keep it in. They had totally lost all control of the moment. They told my First Sergeant to escort me back and said there was nothing to worry about.
My First Sergeant was like how the fukk did that work...
FYI, if you can explain how you did what ANY SOLDIER WOULD DO in a shytty situation and are honest, you will never be punished, no matter how shady the choice is.
Here is a crazy story. I was at a training camp in Germany preparing to go to Iraq with my unit. I was on guard duty all night and the a$$hole designers decided to put the shytter outside the fukking locked gates.
There are no where to take a shyt and I had the squirts man.
I tried holding it but nikka had 6 hours left.
I got out that tower and took a squat right behind a Humvee and shyt all over the place. I went back on duty like nothing was wrong.
I am sleeping the next day trying to recover when my commander comes in with the first sergeant to recover me for command on post, a full bird colonel and Sergeant Major.
My first sergeant has no clue what is going on but has that look like, "nikka you better not get us in trouble."
I sit down in front of the Full Bird Colonel and Sergeant Major. They close the door.
Sergeant Major "Son, I would like to discuss guard duty last evening.It appears someone took a shyt in the Motor Pool behind a vehicle. Do you know anything about that?"
Me "Oh that? Yeah that was me."
They both started dying laughing. The First Sergeant opened the door to see what the commotion was.
" Son, why the hell did you do that?"
Sergeant Major can't control himself. He is just dying.
"Some knucklehead decided to put the only toilet on the other side of a locked gate. It was almost like the motor pool staff was taunting me, so I was like
and went behind the Humvee to do God's work."
They were like
The Sergeant Major said "Those guys were so pissed! They had to clean that shyt up. "
I was like "Sorry."
They couldn't keep it in. They had totally lost all control of the moment. They told my First Sergeant to escort me back and said there was nothing to worry about.
My First Sergeant was like how the fukk did that work...
FYI, if you can explain how you did what ANY SOLDIER WOULD DO in a shytty situation and are honest, you will never be punished, no matter how shady the choice is.
That was the unit that replaced us there
We had soapy girls in Japan..they’d give you a bubble bath & massage and give you a happy ending. Lame ass cacs who never got attention from women before they joined the military fell in love with them
I think I told this story on here but during a training mission in the Philippines one year a marine from another unit killed a hooker cause she turned out to be a man & tried to hide the body under his hotel mattress
U.S. Marine Guilty in Killing of Transgender Woman in Philippines
It happened the day before we were supposed to leave, but we ended staying there a whole extra month. Had to sleep in a dusty ass bus depot for a week & eat off MRES until they found a hotel where we stayed for a couple weeks till ol boy got formally charged and arrested
That was the unit that replaced us there
bruh tell these nikkas
the Philippines is just
did yall get libbo around Clark Air Base after training was over there?
Here is a crazy story. I was at a training camp in Germany preparing to go to Iraq with my unit. I was on guard duty all night and the a$$hole designers decided to put the shytter outside the fukking locked gates.
There are no where to take a shyt and I had the squirts man.
I tried holding it but nikka had 6 hours left.
I got out that tower and took a squat right behind a Humvee and shyt all over the place. I went back on duty like nothing was wrong.
I am sleeping the next day trying to recover when my commander comes in with the first sergeant to recover me for command on post, a full bird colonel and Sergeant Major.
My first sergeant has no clue what is going on but has that look like, "nikka you better not get us in trouble."
I sit down in front of the Full Bird Colonel and Sergeant Major. They close the door.
Sergeant Major "Son, I would like to discuss guard duty last evening.It appears someone took a shyt in the Motor Pool behind a vehicle. Do you know anything about that?"
Me "Oh that? Yeah that was me."
They both started dying laughing. The First Sergeant opened the door to see what the commotion was.
" Son, why the hell did you do that?"
Sergeant Major can't control himself. He is just dying.
"Some knucklehead decided to put the only toilet on the other side of a locked gate. It was almost like the motor pool staff was taunting me, so I was like
and went behind the Humvee to do God's work."
They were like
The Sergeant Major said "Those guys were so pissed! They had to clean that shyt up. "
I was like "Sorry."
They couldn't keep it in. They had totally lost all control of the moment. They told my First Sergeant to escort me back and said there was nothing to worry about.
My First Sergeant was like how the fukk did that work...
FYI, if you can explain how you did what ANY SOLDIER WOULD DO in a shytty situation and are honest, you will never be punished, no matter how shady the choice is.
They gone yall 40,000 dollarsI scored just short of a category IV language(like arabic, chinese, korean). my problem was that I am color blind. color blindness prevents entry into any of the military intelligence occupations. I am still upset about that to this day. they were offering a $40,000 reenlistment bonus for people willing to learn korean at the time.