MILITARY STORIES

[Iceson Beckford]

If you ain't got banter,very dark sense of humour, hate drinking, very anti social, no or low confidence, wont stand up for yourself and weak mentally the Arny ain't for you

See it as a light version of prison no testosterone and you will be food


Or just go air force or navy much easier

Tell us more breh

 

[luciddreamer]

If you wanna do it just do it and experience it yourself, if you're a young cat , what you got to lose.. you'll come out with benefits and if u don't slack off a whole lot more....there's gonna be other people's stories that'll make you say fck that I'm not joining, then stories that's the total opposite, it's all up to you at the end of the day, just don't procrastinate on it...

if you have nothing else lined up and gonna be sitting around for a year or two figuring out what you wanna do then just join and get it done....

 

[Knowledge]

Oh and I forgot to mention. If you're a young dude 18-23, do not I repeat DO NOT get married. I've seen too many dudes get finessed by these grimy ass chicks out here by getting pregnant and getting married. You'll meet plenty beautiful women while you're in to just smash and dash. DO NOT CUFF THESE HOES

 

[david yow's jeans]

Oh and I forgot to mention. If you're a young dude 18-23, do not I repeat DO NOT get married. I've seen too many dudes get finessed by these grimy ass chicks out here by getting pregnant and getting married. You'll meet plenty beautiful women while you're in to just smash and dash. DO NOT CUFF THESE HOES

truth... i've been active duty for ~3 yrs now, prior to that was around the mil for ~8 at various bases in flyover country... 'townies' near these bases in the middle of nowhere love a dude in uniform and will throw themselves at you with zero hesitation... obviously works out for you short term but I've seen way too many people get married then divorced on the follow on assignment or knock up a chick so they're paying child support while overseas.

the beautiful part is that despite the several warnings you'll read here and elsewhere chances are you will do it anyway. the power of p*ssy when you're separated from everyone you know.

 

[semicko82]

What job? All jobs aren't bad, but if your recruiter finessed you and told you the flight line is dope shyt then...
Don't go flight line avionics, crew chief, e&e, weapons, engines, or age

Go back shop avionics if you want a chill electrical job

Don't know my job but thanks for the heads up

 

[MaxPain]

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U do know what OPSEC is right? I think u got the definition mixed up.

 

[MaxPain]

Anyways, I met some real life cartoon characters . Im convinced some of these people are trolling cuz of how outrageous they are. Sitcom material. I got stores for days

 

[42 Monks]

Anyways, I met some real life cartoon characters . Im convinced some of these people are trolling cuz of how outrageous they are. Sitcom material. I got stores for days

I've never felt like beating a dude's ass was a service to humanity until I joined the military.

You really will meet some fukking lunatics.

 

[BadBoy]

Any of y’all intel I’m thinking of joining the marines

 

[Knowledge]

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you know how I know you don't have a security clearance?

 

[Knowledge]

Don't know my job but thanks for the heads up

Noooooooo breh, don't tell me you going open general. They gonna hit you with security forces or flight line

 

[42 Monks]

Any of y’all intel I’m thinking of joining the marines

Marines and intel

you know how I know you don't have a security clearance?

 

[Mr Rager]

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You clearly don't understand what OPSEC really means

"My job sucks" and " I fukked foreign hoes" is not an OPSEC violation, dummy

 

[The Minister Of Culture]

Noooooooo breh, don't tell me you going open general. They gonna hit you with security forces or flight line

Don’t be too sure breh I got open general and got radiology don’t ask me how

 

[semicko82]

Noooooooo breh, don't tell me you going open general. They gonna hit you with security forces or flight line

Hell no. I got a decent asvab score so I'm going to try get a cushy job