MILITARY STORIES

[Behind-the-wheel]

Yeah bruh... I remember these two Marines got caught up in Al-Asad and both of them were married. They ended up getting rank taken and they both had to call home and tell their wife/husband that they cheated and if I'm not mistaken, the girl ended up pregnant.

I wouldn't even bother going home after that.
They messed up.
See, I already got my vasectomy but if I was deploying way back when...that would have been the FIRST thing I did prior.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Had a PR homie named Lopez that got it in like that. Dude would always bring a new bytch back to his room. One night, he brings back a bytch and she tells me that I'm cute or whatever. I finally asked that nikka where he be finding all these hoes and he tells me that all the freaks stay in the barracks by the base hospital. He takes me over there one Saturday night and it's pretty much a party in every room. nikkas and bytches drinking, fukkin', just acting a fool. shyt was wild.

Maaaaaan....Why couldn't I ever get lucky like that.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I went to a strip club in Japan and the bytches had no titties, just nipples bruh and they were long and pointy.

Yikes. I'm all for thick long nips but they gotta be on some boobs.
That's just weird yo....

 

[42 Monks]

Yikes. I'm all for thick long nips but they gotta be on some boobs.
That's just weird yo....

Dude went to a wack strip club

People don't really mention it much, but Japan got the 2nd biggest Reggae scene in the world - if he took his ass down to a good joint in Shinjuku he might've seen the twerk team or something. Like other countries don't have wack strip clubs here and there

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Dude went to a wack strip club

People don't really mention it much, but Japan got the 2nd biggest Reggae scene in the world - if he took his ass down to a good joint in Shinjuku he might've seen the twerk team or something. Like other countries don't have wack strip clubs here and there

Yooo....reggae!?
In Japan!?!??!

Hahaha yeah...I been to a few wack stripclubs at home in the bronx before.
This one place near co-op city..they didn't even get naked. Just fat sloppy chicks up on the stage in bikinis.
Garbage...

 

[unit321]

Not too sure on active duty or officer stuff. But that is good shyt. I wish I would have been an RN and then joined. I know a girl that just did it...she went in as a captain.

What? How is that possible? Doesn't everyone start at second lieutenant?

 

[42 Monks]

Yooo....reggae!?
In Japan!?!??!

Hahaha yeah...I been to a few wack stripclubs at home in the bronx before.
This one place near co-op city..they didn't even get naked. Just fat sloppy chicks up on the stage in bikinis.
Garbage...

I'm serious. There's docs on it too.





Marvin Sterling Delves into the Japanese Dancehall Reggae Scene

What? How is that possible? Doesn't everyone start at second lieutenant?

Its the lowest commissioned rank in the Army, yeah but.... there's A LOT of shyt in between the signup and startup for officers

 

[Paisley Darts]

What? How is that possible? Doesn't everyone start at second lieutenant?

I'm not sure where she actually started. I know she joined last year and this year she is a captain. So I assumed she started out as a captain.

 

[42 Monks]

I'm not sure where she actually started. I know she joined last year and this year she is a captain. So I assumed she started out as a captain.

There's some exceptions in the medical lane.

 

[unit321]

I'm not sure where she actually started. I know she joined last year and this year she is a captain. So I assumed she started out as a captain.

OK. I guess I assumed medical route was the same as those going through the OCS route where college grads end up as second LT after they finish Officer Candidate School.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I can't say that the army would be better than the airforce for IT. I did know people in the army who were getting near 6 figure job offers when they were near the end of their contracts. these dudes had no degrees but had received training for various certifications for free through the army. I would assume the airforce would be no worse.

Hell yeah!!
I spent my last 2 years at WRAMC sitting around taking every cert course I could during downtime. Got my Logistics Management cert easy and immediately got a bump in pay but I had to leave WRAMC to go work for a private company for a year.


Get them certs brehs!!!

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I used to fukk this bytch when we were Italy.

Good thing you didn't cross her...

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I'm serious. There's docs on it too.





Marvin Sterling Delves into the Japanese Dancehall Reggae Scene





Its the lowest commissioned rank in the Army, yeah but.... there's A LOT of shyt in between the signup and startup for officers

 

[TheNig]

Good thing you didn't cross her...

It was a nice lil group of us in Italy together. We had a mutual homegirl that I used to fukk named Garcia. Well Garcia was the one that sent me the initial article from the Navy Times. shyt fukked my head up for real.

 

[Mass]

I fukked up joining the guard. All the good army stories (and threesomes with freak hoes) are on the active side.

My life has been a series of bad decisions