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Do you think our military has gotten weaker over the past decades now that they let women, fags, and trannies serve in there?
 
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I never went overseas in my short 4 year army stint. A couple years ago tho I was taking a tour of a timeshare resort and dude escorting us turned out to be a veteran so we chopped it up about that most of the tour. He spent a lot of time in Iraq and those of yall that have been, tell me if this is true or not. He said when an Iraqi boy turns around 8 or 9, EVERY male member of his family has the right to rape him whenever they want as much as they want. It only stops when a younger, smaller member of the family comes of age and now he can get in on the raping. I was like :stopitslime: but dude was dead serious.



The fukk!!?????!!!!?
 

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I hope she loyal.

Not even being a jackass. People split up for the first time ever going to basic and AIT - the person in training starts feeling new ways about new people and the person back home starts liking all that 'space'

You're gonna get tested.

Breh, shyt happened to me. bytch done cheated on me when I was deployed last year. It's on here, just search for the link.

Also for those who wants some gems - don't ever let your lady have access to your account, deployed or not. Broad will spend your dough and you won't even know it.
 

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Fort Jackson 1995: I think we were one of the 1st basic training cycles to be co-ed. There was soooooo much fukking going on. Even the drill sargeants were smashing recruits. While we were in training I had plenty of opportunities but when I went in, I was a brand new father and tryna get my life straight. I convinced myself that the military was my last chance to make something positive out of myself and I didn't wanna fukk it up. I believed the drills when they said if you got caught fukking, you were up out of there. I didn't wanna face my girl and future ex wife who I'd been caught cheating on so many times in the past if I blew that training and college money for a piece of ass. So after graduation they let all the regular army ppl hit the town that night. I had 2 definites lined up. A white girl with a fatty who I regret not getting a chance to fukk to this day and woulda been my 1st white chick. The 2nd was a puerto rican chick from NY too. PR chick was National guard and her ppls came down for graduation and she was gonna stay with them. But somehow she had already booked a room and gave it to me and 2 of my homeboys. She took us to the room and checked in and she was gonna leave and come back. Looking back I shoulda just took her in the bathroom and lit her ass up. She woulda been down for it. She was a cutie tho and I planned to beat the brakes off that later in the bed and take my time. So she dipped and in the meantime we change to civvies and start getting our drink on. But this bytch is taking forever to come back and this was before everyone had a cellie so I couldn't call to see whats good. My partnahs are ready to hit the streets so I'm like fukk it lets roll. I wanted to find where Farris (white girl with a donk) was staying. Can't lie I'm a cat from Bed stuy and went to an HBCU. I was intrigued by what that white booty might do. Can't find the bytch anywhere tho and we running into everybody we trained with in town. It gets late, we drunk, and nothing is really popping. We run into some girls we know including this chick that was a squad leader but she was quiet as hell. Before that night I barely heard her talk. But goddamn she had body like a mufukka! BDU's and PT's didn't do her any justice. She was with a mexican chick and a jamaican chick. 1 of my boys is talking to her and I could tell he was in there with shorty. Our groups go our separate ways and I'm like "so yo what are we gonna get into tonight?" My boy says "Me and you got dates :takedat:" He said shorty and the mexican chick want us to come back to their room. I knew from training the mexican chick liked me but.....:patrice: Face was cute but the body was kinda square. And she was short. But fukk it. Beer goggles were firmly on at that point. Now remember I said it was 3 of us and 3 of them? Welp, the 3rd dude with us was an ol country ass dude and I guess the Jamaican chick wasn't feeling him. They had two queen beds in their room. Jamaican chick sits on 1 and makes homie sit on the floor. Me, lil mexico, my boy, and the quiet chick are on the other. My boy and her start going at it. This nikka starts eating the p*ssy like fukk it. Quiet chick had beautiful sound effects btw. Lil Mexico starts riding me and we both smashing right in the same bed. My other boy sitting on the floor and Jamaica sitting on the bed tryna act like none of that is happening LMAO.

I can't even remember the mexican chicks name. :sadcam:
 

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I never went overseas in my short 4 year army stint. A couple years ago tho I was taking a tour of a timeshare resort and dude escorting us turned out to be a veteran so we chopped it up about that most of the tour. He spent a lot of time in Iraq and those of yall that have been, tell me if this is true or not. He said when an Iraqi boy turns around 8 or 9, EVERY male member of his family has the right to rape him whenever they want as much as they want. It only stops when a younger, smaller member of the family comes of age and now he can get in on the raping. I was like :stopitslime: but dude was dead serious.
Sounds more like Afghanistan than Iraq tbh :francis:
 
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Brehs is it easy to get a waiver ? Will I need a waiver for juvenile offenses?
I think I threw myself out the game way back when
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What u do about that bounty?

more or less she got it off for me cuz i helped her out and cuz we ended up dating in the long run cuz she fell in love with me
so if not for her i dont know what would of happen cuz i came to a point to where i didnt give a fukk and went down their anyways funny thing is i ran into them dudes twice later down the line so in hindsight i would of either got my ass beat seriously bad or ended up dead one way or another :whew:
 

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I never went overseas in my short 4 year army stint. A couple years ago tho I was taking a tour of a timeshare resort and dude escorting us turned out to be a veteran so we chopped it up about that most of the tour. He spent a lot of time in Iraq and those of yall that have been, tell me if this is true or not. He said when an Iraqi boy turns around 8 or 9, EVERY male member of his family has the right to rape him whenever they want as much as they want. It only stops when a younger, smaller member of the family comes of age and now he can get in on the raping. I was like :stopitslime: but dude was dead serious.
He probably thought you would feel sorry for his ass and probably had the power to take him back to America. Its crazy the things people from third world countries tell people who are not locals.
 

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He probably thought you would feel sorry for his ass and probably had the power to take him back to America. Its crazy the things people from third world countries tell people who are not locals.

:ohhh:........................:dwillhuh:...................the time share tour story happened in America. Virginia to be exact. I said I'd never been deployed lol.
 
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