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Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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Go ahead and share.After reading this, made me decide to not hit up the few girls I do know. I'm probably better off with this decision but I could give a run for ya money on some stories
We all coli fam here
I think mom's had that pi on deck. She didn't run into that bytch randomly. Especially not in some projects.
Mom's behind the scenes puttin in that work in advance of the Florida family vacay
Quick backtrack. . . My ex wife. . The first one. The middle daughter who turned out to be a dyke. . I met her actually. Did not know it was her. She cussed me out. She worked drive thru at a Taco Bell.
I am the proud owner of a 4.5 pound teacup chihuahua. Ex gf 2.5 years ago. . I had bought him for her cause she wanted a purse dog. We broke up after 2 years and it was decided I would take the dog. He did not like her really anyway.I got off work at night and decided to go to the Bell. Get me a Baja Blast and some Dorito Tacos. Took lil homie with me. As soon as we get in the drive thru he starts going nuts. He can smell his hometown cooking.
I threw
his little ass in the backseat. . The girl taking my order was the Dyke!
But I did not recognize her. . She did not recognize me either cause she did not have time too. As soon as I started to give her my card my lil dog crawled under the passenger seat. . .jumped on the seat, jumped off my lap and jumped
smooth thru the drive thru window!
Snatched a soft taco and
The Dyke was cussing cause when he jumped threw the window he surprised her ( and me ) and somehow cut her with one his nails.
ARE YOU fukkING KIDDING ME???????????????
In my mind I would love to have that one woman I could simp over. I know that will never happen.
U a good dude breh. MAYBE ONE OF THE BEST
U will find ur simp muse.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
The part where the daughter tries to rekindle with mills is
Well it would be OK now cuz she's grown as hell these days
That was a damn good read.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
You wrong for that!
When u saw the daughter three months ago. Did she look good?
KingsOfKings
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Quick backtrack. . . My ex wife. . The first one. The middle daughter who turned out to be a dyke. . I met her actually. Did not know it was her. She cussed me out. She worked drive thru at a Taco Bell.
I am the proud owner of a 4.5 pound teacup chihuahua. Ex gf 2.5 years ago. . I had bought him for her cause she wanted a purse dog. We broke up after 2 years and it was decided I would take the dog. He did not like her really anyway.
bruh
KingsOfKings
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Put his paws on me and said . . Your a drunkard.I said no I am not.
He said why when I laid hands on you I see you recently so drunk that you are on the floor?
I said word? I have not had a drink in over a year.. . And I am far from a drinker. I never had my first till I was 22.
He then looked at my hands. . Said you work with your hands.. . Manual labor right. . I said no again. I work behind a keyboard.
he'd be the equivalent of rick ross on this forum.