Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[mson]

get married brehs

 

[Neuromancer]

Get money bytch

Is it like MOB?

 

[mson]

Is it like MOB?

Stands for Get married brehs. Supposed to be sarcastic.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Lawdhamercy you're nowhere in the vincinity of finished.....

Perfect use of that gif

 

[KOOL-AID]

Stands for Get married brehs. Supposed to be sarcastic.

this ain't no game fool, we dnt rep this shyt for nothin

 

[mson]

this ain't no game fool, we dnt rep this shyt for nothin

 

[Easy-E]

A part of me wants to just search @General Mills post, but, the reactions are gold!

 

[Wise]

So how old is your daughter (lol) who has 5 kids now?

 

[General Mills]

Jorah Mormills

Out here catching Greyscale for these ho's.

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

In for another GM Classic




#GMB

 

[Arithmetic]

Well me and this chick start getting to know each other. I had been on a string of ghetto ass chicks. Now I can adapt to any situation . .But I was not raised that way. . And I do not think I am aggressive enough for some hood chicks so it never worked out. When I met Church Girl. . She was a breath of fresh air. . Christian girl. Real Christian. She was a teacher. No kids. Own her own home, no kids. She did not club at all. Just church and work. We spent time together. She told me she liked me but no fukking. Honestly I was ok with that. I was in no rush. And it was cool getting to know her. No pressure. We would chill and watch movies. . Either at my house or hers. Meanwhile.. . My living situation got crazy.

My roommates cousin moved in. . . He was from Jamaica also. He was a drug dealer straight up. It was crazy. . We would all leave the house to go to work. He would too. He had a room at this hood hotel on Phillips Highway. ( same hotel I got arrested at cause they thought I was running drugs ) He would serve all day out of the hotel room then come home. I was cool with that. I told him no problem . . Just don't sell no crack where you rest at.

And he didn't. . For a while. . Then he got lazy. Started serving out the house. . Did not realize until one day I was home and fiends were coming to the door. I told my roomie. .Ayo. . That's your fam. . But this has to stop. The manager of the complex.. . her brother was a cop. At night he would sit in the parking lot and do paperwork. Roomie told him but breh was getting more wild. I still had PA tags on my car. . Woke up one night at 4am out the blue. . Looked out the window and that cracker cop was running my plates. The next night I came home early and he is cooking crack in the kitchen.

Enough was enough. . I told them both I was moving out tomorrow. Cause if the cops kick the door in . .They will not want to hear I had nothing to do with it. I called her and told her do not come over to the house no more. I am moving into a hotel until I get a apartment. She said just move in with me. I got plenty of room. I was But decided why not. . Moved into my room. . . We fukked that night. It was fantastic.

I'm losing my mind brehs

 

[Mr Rager]

What does GMB mean?

You'll find out one day

 

[Crayola Coyote]

The only nikkas who think white women are infallible are nikkas who really don't get white women. White women are some of the nastiest, wretched, most trifling whores on the Earth.

I mean..chattel slave- nvm I forgot PAWG are angelic...

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Moving out was the right move. Door got kicked in literally a week later. My roomie was not at home. .But his cousin was and he did time. Meanwhile me and Janet had a good thing. I really liked her. And I knew she was all about me. After I got the guts she was in super love. But she was in turmoil. . She was living in sin. She was one of those all day at church on sunday chicks. She also went during the week for choir practice and bible study.

I love God but am not a real church goer. But I would go with her sometimes. Honestly. . I did not like her Pastor. "Prophet" Larry Mitchell. . He always came off WRONG to me. I did not like him at all. . He straight up LIED. The first time I went there he called me up to the front. . .Put his paws on me and said . . Your a drunkard. I said no I am not. He said why when I laid hands on you I see you recently so drunk that you are on the floor? I said word? I have not had a drink in over a year.. . And I am far from a drinker. I never had my first till I was 22. He then looked at my hands. . Said you work with your hands.. . Manual labor right. . I said no again. I work behind a keyboard. He told me to take a seat.


Her sister brought her boyfriend in. . He looked at him and called him a demon to his face. I was but it was fukked up. Dude was so MAD!! The church. . . . he made his service about talking about people and what he "sees" So the whole service people are sitting there scared hoping he does not call them out. . And when he calls somebody else out everybody laughs. It is a sense of fear and relief when he does not call on you.


I called her out on it.. . She did not understand where I was coming from. In the two years were married. He upgraded his car from a Caddy to a Benz Truck. And he bought a Big Ass RV. He had two churches. One in Jax and the home church in Gainseville. The one in Jax burned down mysteriously one day. Insurance is what I am thinking. . Cause he he bought like 5 more whips.


Faith Tabernacle of Praise Ministries

LMFAOOO! Aye when I hit up Gainesville Imma check out that church. Sounds lit!!

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Homie does look a little smug

Why does his wife look Ghanaian? Lmfaooo that gap between her teeth and that weave! Gawwdd