Married and Divorced twice before 30.
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Clayton Endicott
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My grandparents did NOT want to give up the youngest. They were crying when we took her to the airport.
Clayton Endicott
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Nooooooooo!!!Quick backtrack. . . My ex wife. . The first one. The middle daughter who turned out to be a dyke. . I met her actually. Did not know it was her. She cussed me out. She worked drive thru at a Taco Bell.
I am the proud owner of a 4.5 pound teacup chihuahua. Ex gf 2.5 years ago. . I had bought him for her cause she wanted a purse dog. We broke up after 2 years and it was decided I would take the dog. He did not like her really anyway.I got off work at night and decided to go to the Bell. Get me a Baja Blast and some Dorito Tacos. Took lil homie with me. As soon as we get in the drive thru he starts going nuts. He can smell his hometown cooking.
I threw
his little ass in the backseat. . The girl taking my order was the Dyke!
But I did not recognize her. . She did not recognize me either cause she did not have time too. As soon as I started to give her my card my lil dog crawled under the passenger seat. . .jumped on the seat, jumped off my lap and jumped
smooth thru the drive thru window!
Snatched a soft taco and
The Dyke was cussing cause when he jumped threw the window he surprised her ( and me ) and somehow cut her with one his nails.
Clayton Endicott
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I will finish the 2nd wife tomorrow brehs. Don't want to spoil anything... But shyt is sad as hell.
Tommy Knocks
retired
damn I didn't think it was humanly possible to see someone take more Ls than my step sister. but alas. breh.
your mom sounds like my mom, real one. she worn out bailing my sister out tho, I feel bad for strong mothers, cause they always, even when they shouldnt.
not me tho, Im for anybody and everybody (until I have my own kids)
your mom sounds like my mom, real one. she worn out bailing my sister out tho, I feel bad for strong mothers, cause they always
, even when they shouldnt. not me tho, Im
for anybody and everybody (until I have my own kids)
General! You're back!
This thread is already five stars. I'm reppin' you whenever I finally can General.
Class of 2015; you are now witnessing True Coli Greatness.
Do not act outta hand or it's a ban on sight. 
This thread is already five stars. I'm reppin' you whenever I finally can General.
Class of 2015; you are now witnessing True Coli Greatness.
Do not act outta hand or it's a ban on sight. 
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-general-mills-chronicles.23522/
for all you guys who haven't read the goat story thread on the internet
im jealous of you guys, have a fun laugh filled day
the girdle story is in there aswell
for all you guys who haven't read the goat story thread on the internet
im jealous of you guys, have a fun laugh filled day
the girdle story is in there aswell
@General Mills mom is the MVP
But honestly I never trust ANYTHING a chick says now. I perpetually keep theface . I right or wrong assume they are all playing games and lying. They literally beat the simp out of me.
In my mind I would love to have that one woman I could simp over. I know that will never happen.
Sorry to hear man .... Maybe you shouldn't get married again but hopefully you find the companion that you deserve
Tikal
Coming thru like BLAOW
This was early 2000's She had no cell. The numbers she gave me for her peoples in FLA were all disconnected. She called me from the bus station when she got to Jax. That was the last I heard from her.Her kids NEVER asked about her. . What 7 and 5 year old does not ask for their mother??
They just blended in with our fam. The 7 year old ended up moving in with my mom and dad. They were also taking care of my cousin Princess who was the same age. So they became best friends and went to the same school. My grandparents on my dads side fell in love with the youngest daughter. . They were from GA and loved her accent. So she spent lots of time over there. . Meanwhile I am going crazy. . Then as I usually do with L's. . I just accepted it and moved on. Got a lawyer. Had papers drew up. . But did not know where the fukk she was!
After 6 months Anya's grandma who basically raised her got in contact with us. They wanted her back and bought her a plane ticket.. Two months later my parents had a vacay planned to Disney in Orlando with my cousin and the 7 year old girl. They drove down to FLA. . Took the girls to Disney. . Then on the way back. . And I have no idea how they did it. .THEY FOUND MY HER!My mom said they pulled up to some dusty projects and she was coming out of a apt with some dude. They were dressed to go to a club. . My moms said here is your daughter.
In her daughters bag was a copy of the divorce papers. . Moms to the rescue.She signed it and that was that. Damn near two years to the day. Last year she called my mom. My parents number has never changed. .Said she was looking for me. . Amazingly I had never ran into her since being back down here. So I called her. .She wanted to get the divorce papers cause she is getting married again .She did not know how to get them from PA. So we met up. She apologized and said she was young and dumb. . . SHE LOOKES ROUGH AS fukkK. She legit has two tear drops under her right eye. . I asked her. .
Did you kill two brehs? She said naw. .One was for her youngest sister who died and the other for her mom.
I am like. . You tatted your face tho???
The whole story has me
but also Glad too see ya know better now and not falling for her again
Now to continue reading these stories
Damn brehs, this thread is glorious ...but a part of me really still feels bad for the kids.
Even mini-thot too. Man I hope wherever finish-mini-General's at he at least fared better than'em kids.
These L's are too heavy to be hereditary.
...but a part of me really still feels bad for the kids.