malbaker86
Gators
Terry's Country Store 
@General Mills
@General Mills
Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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KinksandCoils
African American Queen
@General Mills how old are you and how old are the kids now?
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
My nikka. I knew you would know. HahahaTerry's Country Store
Back in the day Capn Oldies had Drinkin with Lincoln. All you can drink for 5 bucks. I did not drink.... But then hos was lit!!
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
nikka...
Groot
Guarding the Galaxy
malbaker86
Gators
I kept breaking my neck looking at the front door waiting on her to come back in. . She never did.In the meanwhile this other chick started spitting at me. . I was 23. She said she was 29.
Ended up at her house that night. . fukked her while thinking of the other chick.
She liked the kid tho. . A lot.
Wanted us to be a couple. . I honestly did not care. . she was nice. . good job. .etc. .But I was still mentally focused on the chick I saw that night. Me and this new chick went out to the base club one night. . Had fun. . She dropped me back off at my ship in the AM. . I go to pull out my military ID and pull out hers instead. .Forgot she had given it to me at the club last night. . I looked at the age. . .This bytch was not 29. She was 39!
Her body was no joke tho. .We kicked it for like a few more weeks. . One day I dipped to Capn Oldies solo. . My dream girl was in there! I am not normally aggressive when meeting new women. . I just straight up started spitting game. Everything Hump and Pretty Boy taught me got put to use. . Had her laughing. . Had her giggling. . Got the number. . That night I called up the 39 year old and broke it off.
Me and Charlotte spent every free minute together. . Honestly her body was banging . . .Personality was nice. .She was poor as fukkkkkkkkkk!!!!! And she had two kids. A 7 year old and a 12 year old. 7 year old was cutie. . 12 year old already has ass and titties.As soon as I saw her I suspected she was already fukking. . She lived in a trailer in Mayport. Damn near across the road from the club. I never even knew the trailers were back there. She had some bullshyt job and was getting no child support of course. All kinds of red flags. . But I did not know about GMB. . OR HOH. Or the perils of dating single moms.
I did not now brehs.
We dated hardcore for like 9-10 months. . Hump and Pretty Boy was. They never said don't do it. . But I could tell the was not fully on board with this. One day I came to her crib and she pulled out a ring brehs. Asked me to marry her!
Buccaneer Trailer Park
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
You are about to make me join #HOH Jebus
Lol Da Coli will surrusly make you hate dese hoes if you ain't gotta good inna core.
This has nothing to do with GMB, HOH or any of that other coli bullshyt
This was about @General Mills being young dumb naive and inexperienced. I'm talking specifically about the 1st marriage
He knew nothing about himself at that age let alone that woman. If she would casually lie about something so trivial as her agthere's no telling what real shyt she would fabricate
All of this would have come to light if he simply dated her. Live and learn... but you can't blame Tamy for this one she made no amends about not being about shyt
BobbyBooshay
Arnold Jackson
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OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
My nikka... I had been in mayport for years. But just riding back n forth to the base. Had no idea till I met her how gully mayport was .Buccaneer Trailer Park
There was some parts tucked away that was hood as fukk!
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Damn, 3 secret kids 
the fukk?
the fukk?
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
Inb4 part 2, lemme grab a seat... 
Professor Polo
80s Baby
Daaamn, I've never followed one of @General Mills stories. I spend most of my time in the Booth. This shyt was captivating. Reminded me of Joe Dirt when he's telling his story on the radio
