LSA has the #HOH Hall of Fame

[MayQueen]

:mjno!:

An LSA-Coli mixer is in full effect.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I had a dude tell me this p*ssy is so good it doesn't even feel like hoe p*ssy.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

[Coldest thing the love of my life, who I was dating at the time, told me "I can't choose between you or your cousin"

He began to secretly date my cousin and I found out about it. She ended up pregnant but decided to get an abortion. They are no longer together. I have never had the same view about relationships after this happened.

When a good girl goes bad she's gone forever.

 

[J-Nice]

It's sad but you just have to put in the work and find someone worth your time. You can't write off the entire world based upon your experiences with a few people.

True. If only most people were that resilient and optimistic. But that isn't the case sadly.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Where do I begin...

I was "dating" this nice gentleman and he told me I needed to find someone else. So I tried to go on with my life. He called and his number came up as private. I made he mistake of answering. I wasn't really interested in talking with him and was being really short with my answers. I guess he got mad so he says "You're just mad that I don't want you!" I was so shocked and getting over him, but didn't want him to know he hurt my feelings so I laughed out loud, said "you're the one who called me," and hung up. We worked together (never will date another co-worker) and he tried to get me fired but he ended up getting fired for stealing company money.

When another guy was breaking up with me he was told me how he was happy he found someone else because I could never make him happy, he didn't know why he dated me for so long, and he should have broken up with me a long time ago. I was crying and told him that he was acting like I meant nothing to him. Then he said "you don't mean anything to me." A few months later, he had a nervous breakdown.

Isn't instakarma just grand? Those two guys exploded nicely like a Power Rangers monster of the week.

 

[KOOL-AID]

I don't care. This is just a thread to pass time. Some of these are funny, some stupid, many sad. I'd like to know the context/history behind some of them but alas we can only take them at face value.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I had a dude tell me this p*ssy is so good it doesn't even feel like hoe p*ssy.

My ex invited me to his wedding.... 30 days after we broke up.

I came out the bathroom to find my current doing sit ups in bed which looked strange and caught me off guard so I said "Sit ups in bed... really"?! He said "Yep, you put on a lil weight. You could stand to do a few yourself". I was sooo mad, especially since it's true!

 

[cook]

An LSA-Coli mixer is in full effect.

we've reached our LSA quota. thanks anyways :fraidso:

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

My ex-fiance told me AFTER we'd had unprotected sex for the first time that he had found out he had herpes. I was pregnant at the time and confused as hell because prior to being intimate, we'd both gotten tested. Well, one day during an argument....he got mad and told me to "Have fun with the herpes, bytch!".


We have a child together and though we broke up immediately after that happened, not a day goes by that I don't think about dousing his ass in gasoline and throwing a lit match on his bytch ass. Turns out, he'd had the disease for 10+ years. We'd both gotten tested separately before we had sex......he faked his results.

Damn, she stayed and you throw it in her face?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I had a dude tell me this p*ssy is so good it doesn't even feel like hoe p*ssy.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

My ex invited me to his wedding.... 30 days after we broke up.

I came out the bathroom to find my current doing sit ups in bed which looked strange and caught me off guard so I said "Sit ups in bed... really"?! He said "Yep, you put on a lil weight. You could stand to do a few yourself". I was sooo mad, especially since it's true!

I regret knowing you and ever having sex with you.

That hurt. But I deserved it.

Were on/off again "close" friends now; he doesnt trust me

 

[wet landscapes]

these stories

 

[aXiom]

It doesn't even feel like hoe p*ssy.. That's weapons grade etherous compliment if I've ever seen one

She probably still let him finish too.. Probably took solice in the fact that despite being a hoe, the box was on point.. Glass half full

 

[Colicat]

@Colicat
aint that what happaned to you

:rozayblank:.... no... lesson learned... I've moved on... so should you

 

[MikelArteta]

:rozayblank:.... no... lesson learned... I've moved on... so should you

oh I have

just was worried about my old little coli cat