Look At @Strawberry Y'all, The Coli's New Favorite PAWG (nvm, that ain't no pawg)

[Stir Fry]

What did the one rasta say to the other after the weed wore off?

"Turn off this awful music, bruh"

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

I want to hear her reasoning.

Im still waiting on @DMGAINGREEN to tell me that he never heard another race of people use the n word in NYC....
I need those recipes playa

 

[Retired Account]

I just shytted on everybody and they disappeared.. Sorry jack, but you missed out

Dont try and come here in the end and save face. I defend and win an argument and Im "insecure" ..

If dont say nothing and Im "a punk"

You Americans just love to hate, and its as simple as that

Im just as american as you im just not insecure about it. nikkas left because the thread is in the bushes

 

[charmander]

she's 40?

you can do better, fakkit

you've been caping this whole fukking thread, breh. Knock it off

if you don't get your chronic masturbating, porn addict, unstable bipolar depressed virgin ass on somewhere

go talk about how lonely and miserable you are in the next mental illness thread instead of worrying about how good I could do you fruity lil fukk...if I ever need some info on antipsychotic medications or the latest porn star dikk power ratings I'll let you know, til then kill yourself

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

if you don't get your chronic masturbating, porn addict, unstable bipolar depressed virgin ass on somewhere

go talk about how lonely and miserable you are in the next mental illness thread instead of worrying about how good I could do you fruity lil fukk...if I ever need some info on antipsychotic medications or the latest porn star dikk power ratings I'll let you know, til then kill yourself

oh my fukkin god

 

[DMGAINGREEN]

Im still waiting on @DMGAINGREEN to tell me that he never heard another race of people use the n word in NYC....
I need those recipes playa

Obviously Hispanics be using that term here it isn't a secret but I don't condone either I've checked my closes friends who are Spanish for doing so . I know you're trolling but at the end of the day you know the distinction between nikka and the other word that I won't mention and why blacks revamped that vile term , but if you're allowing other races to do that in your presence with no consequences I wouldn't be surprised since you do come off as soft .

 

[iBrowse]

Guys really simping for a pasty ass cac bytch

And trying to justify it

If the best p*ssy youve ever had is from ugly cacs like this then that aint nothing to brag about



For real though we dont need this cac on TheColi. Yall will soon learn

Fam..I'm sitting here completely fukking confused at these nikkas I thought I was the only one

 

[iBrowse]

"Wha gwaan Coli me deyha inno STRAWBERRY!!"

 

[Strawberry]

There's poor people in every country that get stuff donated to them even right here in USA so chill with that and you tried to call Jamaica a third world country which is automatically assuming the vast majority of people in Jamaica is poor & without resources when it isn't & where did you hear that 50$ a week in Jamaica is common ? It might occur but it isn't common so here you go again spewing inaccurate bullshyt . Like I said I ain't trying to hinder you from doing what you do but I don't respect it because you come off as if you perceive everyone in the country as inferior just off the strength of your earlier comments , but I will commend you for the bamboo idea though ..

I don't remember saying poor people do not exist anywhere else on the world. Dude, my grandparents are from Ukraine...when I was growing up they referred to it as the "old country" and we used to send stuff over there because they were less fortunate than those of us living in Canada.

You just trying to put words in my mouth & trying to make me look bad cuz you're obsessed with hating on me. Get a life!

There's a difference between embracing & tryna front like your apart of the culture & I know you peeped shorty basically talking about Jamaica from a superior perspective like were some filthy animals . So continue to cape for someone who perceives you as inferior , she doesn't care about you or the people in the country she just out here living her fantasy and mincing . Ol docile ass nikka I bet you thinking because you tap danced for shorty she boutta slide in ya inbox and show you affection word ?

I never said I was superior to Jamaicans you fukkin liar/loser. KMT!

Filthy animals? How dare you insinuate that I would describe any Jamaican like that! Seriously wtf?! You're really fukked up! For real. Muss be mad!

I don't care about people in Jamaica? What a load of bullshyt! I am in touch with very dear friends/lovers in Jamaica on the reg and we talk on fb messenger & WhatsApp all the fukkin time. I miss them bad bad bad & can't wait to go back!

she's 40?

you can do better, fakkit

you've been caping this whole fukking thread, breh. Knock it off

I'm not 40, not even close

oh? she's late?

omg I you!!

I generally don't like to poke fun... but is that her real face? No photoshop?

That's not me, I dunno wtf that is. I have brown hair.

Naw I met white girls like her before that seriously love Jamaica and Bob Marley, and everything Jamaica stand for..

People like that are truely humbled when they visit Jamaica..We are A LOT different from any other African country. Nobody has our music our style, or culture, . We stand out from all of Africa.. We stand out from the whole Caribbean in genera, and she recognizes that..

She just likes good dikk gangja and fun.. Can't you see that, or hae you become so Americanized at this point that all you mind is trained to do is hate? Because thats exactly how you acting right now..

Let this girl live

Boom!

So what if she likes island dudes? Let her live.

Exactly it's subjective not factual ,yet that's still how she perceive Jamaica and the people here as lower class citizens , but continue to be naive fam I ain't gonna stop you .

I do not perceive Jamaicans as being of a lower class, in fact I think Jamaicans are more real, more cool, and have a million times more style/flavour than North Americans, and most countries around the world hands down.

I am grateful to have met so many amazing/wonderful Jamaicans and to have had the opportunity to form lifelong bonds and share precious moments with them that I hold dear to my heart.

And also flattered to have been accepted by them.

Re watch the video with my interview with Queen Ra & pay attention to the part where she asks me what I like about Jamaica. Words from my heart, real talk! (It's near the end of the video)

I never said that either obviously there are some parts of Kingston that are enduring poverty but not as a whole & she didn't say Kingston she said Jamaica as a whole country which is a beautiful country all around , like I said hold this L , cherish it , love it , embrace it .

I also say that Jamaica is very beautiful in my interview with Queen Ra so I dunno why you're trying to sit there & tell me I don't think it's beautiful?

Poverty in Jamaica is not limited to Kingston so don't even try to play it like that.

I never said everyone is poor. But poverty exists around the island and you can't argue that.

I lived on a mountain top with limited electricity (1 outlet in the whole house) and no running water. Actually lived in a tent on the land while I was there and it was an amazing experience. Cooking food from the land on a wood fire, bathing outside with a wash bucket & rain water, waking up early to see the beauty of the sunrise across the mountains and hearing reggae blasting from other yards on the adjacent mountain...truly a beautiful experience that I will cherish forever.

Also spent some time living in a board house without running water or a bathroom/toilet/shower. All we had other than beds/tables/chairs was a radio that we played IRIE FM 24/7, even while we slept. I loved it!

hmm top of the line beckies have canoodled and cavorted with me and tought I was special

ugly ass bottom barrel becky doesn't

wow that hurts


eff outta here

Gwey batty man, yuh nuh too bright an mi nuh like yuh style so mi nuh follow yuh mi yute! Suck ya mudda p*ssyhole!

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

Obviously Hispanics be using that term here it isn't a secret but I don't condone either I've checked my closes friends who are Spanish for doing so . I know you're trolling but at the end of the day you know the distinction between nikka and the other word that I won't mention and why blacks revamped that vile term , but if you're allowing other races to do that in your presence with no consequences I wouldn't be surprised since you do come off as soft .

I know the difference between the two words.. And THAT'S why I don't trip when I hear the A versus the ER..

That's not about being soft, that's about using common sense.. I haven't been Americanized like you to trip off of words.. I trip off of ideologies and systematic racism.. If a white person who is not in a position of power calls me the N word with an er in 2015 that just proves how ignorant they are.

You my friend can be an american all you want and subject yourself to mental slavery thats governed by a single word.. I choose otherwise, and It take ALOT more to make me upset

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

That's not me, I dunno wtf that is. I have brown hair.

I wasn't asking if that was you, I was asking if the picture was real.

 

[Strawberry]

I wasn't asking if that was you, I was asking if the picture was real.

Really? It's clearly fake/photoshopped. Maybe you need glasses?

 

[iBrowse]

Told yall about Jamaicans

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Really? It's clearly fake/photoshopped. Maybe you need glasses?

Nah, glasses are for nerds... and I've seen people with all kinds of deformities, so I didn't want to make assumptions.

 

[Strawberry]

Nah, glasses are for nerds... and I've seen people with all kinds of deformities, so I didn't want to make assumptions.

Then get some contact lenses cuz your vision must be seriously bad if you can't figure out of that photo is fake or real.